Poland: I saw my Gucci shoes untied in the corner of the room, lonely without feet! I said they were so last season yesterday even though I bought them last week!😰 I feel horrible! I should comfort them!
Poland: grabs shoes and shoves them violently on his feet!
Poland: let's out a big moan! Oahhhh!
Poland: so comfy!!!!😊💕🦄 ok now let's go to Gucci to buy some more shoes! Wait I forgot I went bankrupt at Prada!😱 boooo! Wahhhh!😭
(Reference from shopping, lol!)
