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Twilight joke
(Uses some quotes)

Creds to @Divergentwizards_

Bella: i know what you are
Edward: say it. Say it out loud.
Bella: your thin. Your white. You suck up blood. You hurt me  occasionally. Some girls love you, and some hate you. You're ... A TAMPON. 

Omg lolololol I saw this on her story you know your a potterhead when. I almost died laughing. There is another part that's kinda dirty and I wasn't sure if you would be comfortable reading it so left it off. But if you'd read it I'll post it. Love you boos.

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