10 ways to annoy Victoria
1. Ask her where James is at and if he finally got tired of her
2. Ask her ' Did you colour your hair of does it look naturally like it's burning up?'
3. Next time she goes after Bella tell her " Jeesh Vic, don't you think you are copycatting James here?"
4. Shout when she is standing next to you " Look! James! Oh wait.. sorry... it's just a pile of ashes."
5. Start finding nicknames for her " What did you think about Vic? Ria? Tor? Oooh ooh! I know it! Victoria Lake! " (and put her reaction on tape for me, will ya? XD)
6. Ask if she likes the movie ' V for Vendetta.'
7. Start humming" Victoria for Vendetta, Victoria for Vendetta..."
8. Ask her how she keeps on finding guys that die after they fall for her.
9. When Riley (page 541 of Eclipse, the blond guy) is around her start singing the Pinkie and the Brain theme song.
10. Try to dye her hair strawberry blonde in some way and tell her she'll scare Edward even more that way!
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