17 again (Lauren/You)

Chapter #2

Narrators pov-
Now

*Ring Ring Ring*
Y/n Y/l/n, now is 36, slaps his alarm angrily, at 6 am.

As he climbs off bed, his bones creaking and heads towards the bathroom.

A now showered and suited y/n stands in front of a mirror, while fixing his tie around his neck,

"Today is going to be a good day. I love my job. I'm a lucky man. Who's lucky? Y/n y/l/n" y/n says to himself as he yanks his tie up.

As y/n goes into the living room, he sees Ed, now also 36, laying on a portable table in his boxers, with at least 5000 acupuncture needles in every inch of his body with a hot, young acupuncturist

"Can you feel you Qi flowing freely?" The acupuncturist asks,

"I'm not sure if it's not my Qi or internal bleeding?" Ed asks unsure as Y/n shakes his head,

" What are you doing now? " Y/n asked, while Ed turns his head to see y/n watching him,

"There he is. There's Mr. Sunshine. Fei Jing Acupuncture. It's all the rage. Makes you look five years younger" Ed says as he climbed of the table, shuffles over, groaning in pain the entire way. He pours himself a shot of some brown liquid from a pitcher, drinks it and immediately spits it all over the place, " What's this brown stuff again? " Ed asked to the acupuncturist

"Rhinoceros urine. Pure protein, " answers the acupuncturist

"Delish!" Ed says before turning to Y/n, " This girl has absolutely no clue what she's doing"

"Then why are you letting her stick needles in you," Y/n asked

"Because she's hot. But today's not about me.
It's about you becoming the new regional sales manager " Ed says

"I better be. I invested 18 years of my life in that miserable company " states Y/n

"No negativity. Negativity's for the 800 pound fat lady who needs to be airlifted out of bed. You, Y/n Y/Mn Y/Ln, are a winner" Ed encourages Y/n

"A winner doesn't have to crash at his best friend's house because he was kicked out of his own house " Y/n states

"Are you kidding?! It doesn't get any better than this! " Ed says  "I gotta get back. My legs just went numb. Good luck today" Ed adds while painfully walks back to the acupuncturist.

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As Y/n walks into a building named Wyatt Pharmaceutical, he sees posters with smiling faces, happy families, and little pills.

Stepping into a conference room that is surrounded with hot women around the age of 20-35, in skimpy business suits, chatting about events that had happen during their life time.

Y/n sits on a chair next to the conference table with a glum look. Wendy, Y/n 22 year old co-worker, leans over to him,

"Congratulations, Mike. You deserve it. You're like a totally amazing salesman " says Wendy

"Thanks, Wendy. That like totally means so much to me " Y/n says sarcastically as Roger, Y/n and Wendy's 23 year old boss, strides through the door,

"Good morning, peeps. As you all know, today I'll be naming the new regional sales manager. What's it take to be an RSM? Leadership skills, a comprehensive knowledge of today's prescription pharmaceuticals and most importantly a dedicated soldier " Roger greets as Y/n straitens his tie and buttons his suit jacket, " All being said, congratulations- " Roger states as Y/n begans to rise from his chair "Wendy " Roger continues as Y/n slumps back in his chair dumbfounded, and as Wendy springs out of her chair, and starts screaming and shouting, "Now go out there and sell some drugs peeps " says Roger as all the women stream out,