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Boy said,

'' I dont get why you wear a bra, you dont have anything to put it in"

She replied,

"You wear pants dont you?"

If you were a cookie youd be a whoreo

Were you born on a highway? cuz thats where most accidents happen

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one ;]

"Roses are red violets are blue God made me beatiful wtf happend to you?"

If I were a bird youd be the first person Id shit on

Dont piss me off today Im running out of places to hide bodies

Too many freaks, not enough circuses

You hear that? Thats the sound of no one caring

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; You look terrible in the light!!!

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