ROASTING EMO CORNERS

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Rd I know y'all probably like " YO WTF HAVE YOU BEEN " and I'm here to tell you one word...

.......Procrastination.......

BUT LETS HOP TO IT GUYS

Chaper: ROASTING EMO CORNERS

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Ciel: how about you just fucking end the god damn book and get the fuck out my house

Me: oh oh ciel! You poor Lil soul....haven't you noticed that even if I did end it I would still be here

Lesly: ciel...give up...there's no ascape from her

Me: huehuehue

Asia: moving on...a friend of Jorden's wanted to give a dare to her...

Mary: uh she said I dare jorden to kiss drocell

Me: this is why I now hate my friend yasmeen

Drocell: I'm not that bad....right?

Me: your so bad I would rather have my soul tooken from Claude and still find a way to burn in the every pits of hell ( is it crazy that I'm writing all this with a straight face? )

Drocell: well idc! Its a dare so you have to do it or-

Me: or I can forfeit it

Drocell: ......

Mary: bruh that's so mean

Drocell: I wouldn't want to kiss a witch anyway

Me: hahaha bruh what did he just say?? I could hear it very well, to much bullshit came out with it

Drocell: you heard me...

Me: BOIIIII DONT MAKE ME ROAST YOUUUU

drocell: roast me? I didn't know I was eatable

Me: I mean I could roast you like that but your already going to hell so you'll cook in there. Like fr doe what the fuck is that! It look like a fucking side dress dickhead fuck outta here with ya ' its the London look ' mascara on bruh fuck you mean?! If you and ya Alice and wonder land lookin ass hat won't get the fuck outta here boi! I'm done

( why is all my friends really laughing at this roast it was kinda dumb asf...let me know in the comments )

Drocell: * goes in Emo corner *

Asia: ima end it here cus ppls want other stuff and she was bored so-

Me: NAH NIGGAH!!! YOU DONT CONTROL ME BITCH!-

Asia: BITCH I AM NOT DROCELL SO GO SIT YA ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE

Me: * in emo corner * h-hey drocell........

Everyone: baiiiii

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