ALOHAAAAA!
SO THIS WEEK IS BOY WEEK!
So I am going to tell you how to impress a boy! Follow these steps and you'll be changing you're Facebook relationship status.
1. SMELL GOOD YOU NASTY
Okay, if you smell good, and he walks past you he'll either be like "GOD DAYUM YOU SMELL LIKE HEAVENS" or "GOD DAMN JUST TAKE THAT SHIT OFF MY NOSE IS BURNING" Uhhh..yup..
2. WEAR GOOD CLOTHES HOMELESS
So, don't wear motherfucking tank tops with ripped up jackets like wtf I usually wear skinny jeans, purple crop-top with a doodle heart on it, and black TOMS. be like me. CAUSE I FUCKING SMEXICAN
3. Don't ACT LIKE YOU'RE IN THE MOTHER FUCKING OLYMPICS
Okay, I see alot of girls do this at my school, so we're in PE and we do an exercise and while everyone is panting they act like there fucking fine then they run off to there whores after class and be like "OMFG THAT WAS SO HARD LIKE I;M DYIN" like bitch take that bullshit to Wal-Mart cause I ain't buying it
4. LITTLE FUCKING ANNOYING CRY BABY'S
Okay guys, so today I was on the bus and this fat ass cunt was crying cause her back-pack was soaked and no one even fucking likes her so she calls her mom, and she completely changed the subject and was like "OH MY GOD MOMMY HAYDEN IS MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!" like wtf bitch I haven't said anything to you yet...YET. Bitch gonna be cryin when her mom gets kicked in the ass.
5. DON'T..just don't.
Well, THERES THOSE MOTHERFUCKING GIRLS WHO THINK THEY CAN JUST GO PLAY BASKETBALL WITH THESE BOYS THAT ARE LIKE PROS AND THEY FUCKING SCREAM WHEN THE BALL BOUNCES TOWARDS THEM.
Okay Hoes! That was 5 easy steps to not be a bitch. and get a boy. SO BYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEE
Happy Mondays!
-Hayden-
