a/n OMG I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE 100 READS!!!!!! ok so i thought id do something special for you guys. this is gonna be a bunch of really short and fluffy oneshots that wont make up a whole chapter
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"BIIILLLLLLLL" dipper yelled at the top of his lungs. bill came rushing in just his shorts" WHAT IS IT !!ARE YOU HURT!" he yelled looking around the room. " THERES A FUCKING SPIDER OVER THERE" he said pointing across the room "KILL IT!!" he yelled hiding behind the couch. " seriously" bill said walking over to the small non-poisonous spider and pointing to it "this is it???" he said effortlessly smashing it with his foot "is it dead?" he said poking his head out from behind the couch." yeah babe its dead" bill said walking over to him and messing up his hair " ya big dork" he said leaving the room.
dipper wasn't afraid of spiders. he just wanted a reason to see bill shirtless
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"hey guys I'm home" dipper said walking into the house seeing that the coffee table and the couch had been turned over and the living room looked like a battle ground"what the-""DIPPER GET DOWN" bill yelled as 3 Nerf gun bullets flew right past his face and hit the turned over couch. he ran over to the couch and hid behind it with bill "here": bill said giving dipper a Nerf gun" what the heck is going on?!?" dipper asked taking the Nerf gun from his hand." ok so i maayyyy have started a war with shooting star"he said shooting a few more bullets at Mable." oh my gosh bill" he said joining him to defeat bill"your better clean all of this up later"
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"TICKLE FIGHT" bill yelled as he started running after dipper. bill easily tackled dipper and started to attack him. " BILL NO" he said in between laughs . eventually bill stopped and let dipper rest. "uggh bill i hate you" he said jokingly. dipper, seeing that that hurt bills feelings, kissed him on the four head. " awww i didn't mean it" he said putting an arm around him " well in that case...." he said smirking at dipper "oh crap" dipper said before getting attacked by tickles again
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and now im gonna answer these otp questions :)
witch one hogs the blanket- bill
witch one cuts the others hair- dipper
witch one picks up the pizza-bill summons pizza for free
witch one likes the music full volume-bill
witch one is ticklish- DIPPER
witch one sings and witch one plays the music- dipper sings even though hes bad at it, bill likes to watch him having fun singing
witch one proposes- bill cause dipper was too shy to
who likes to cuddle- bill
who wakes up first- dipper
who is the most protective- bill altho dipper has his moments were he would murder for bill
annnnddddd done again thanks so much for the 100 reads nd remeber i still take reuest but i still have a few i need to get to
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gravity falls oneshots
Randomhey guys this is just a oneshot book thing for gravityfalls i am taking request altho it will still be mostly billdip XD enjoy!
