First Mate

My Captain

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece~ Good job to Goda for keeping up his work 3

Story is gonna be 3 chapters, takes place after the Fishman Island arc

'Thoughts'

"Dialogue"

"NOOO!" Love Cook was crying hysterically next to me. "LUFFY! I wanted to be the one to rescue the princess! *sniff*

'Geez what a lame ass. We all know you wanted her to hug you in her big ass fingers. I wasn't even needed here, Luffy just kicked Caribou's ass out the door.'

Curly Brow stayed behind to keep the princess company, but Luffy and I had other ideas. I wanted my sake! Luffy probably wants more meat. So I headed toward the party hall and grabbed some sake. The second I turned back around to Luffy, he was gone. 'Well damn! Whatever. His energy level isn't surprising anymore. It's expected.' Wandering around for way more than 20 minutes, I ended up in the kitchen. The stupid cook was grilling more sea-king meat for Luffy's second, third, and probably fourth dinner.

"Heh. Finally left the Princess?"

"Regretfully," he said with a lone tear falling out of his left eye. 'Melodramatic. Like always.'

"Oi, Marimo. Get your ass over here."

"What do you want," I grumbled.

He pointed at the sink. "Dishes. You don't look like you're going to do anything anyway."

"Hah! Hell no, Nami makes me do enough of that on the ship!"

"Oh stop being stingy and just-"

Annnd I was gone. 'I want an empty room to sleep in. This palace is huge, there's gotta be some unoccupied area.' Right around the corner was exactly what I wanted: a room with a door, and there was even a bed there! I went inside and sat down, taking gulps of sake.

Feeling just a little drunk, my thoughts drifted. I thought about our most recent battle. 'I really improved over these past 2 years. So did the rest of the crew Nami, Usopp, Chopper, oh geez he went crazy! But...is it enough for the New World?'

I chugged down more and more sake and grew more and more immersed in my thoughts. Especially about Luffy. As expected, he trained like hell and managed to control his Conqueror's Haki. He knocked out 50,000 troops! Incredible. I remembered the chills I felt and suddenly, they came back. Except this time, they came between my legs. That's right, I was turned on. My hand started to reach for my haramaki (sash) when Luffy crashed into the room, breaking the door in the process.

"Luffy, what the-"

"ZORO!" He came running towards me with a gleam in his eye.

"I smell meat! Where is it? Do you have meat? Give me! Give me!"

"Wait what?" He smelled meat? Here? 'Oh. It must be because I was standing right next to the shitty cook while he was grilling.' "Oi, Luffy. I don't have anything but sake. Get off me."

Luffy heard nothing. His hands gripped my shoulders and forcefully pushed me back as he climbed into my lap.

'Shit! He's gonna feel my boner!' But there was nothing I could do to stop him from advancing. His left leg was already bent over my right thigh and his right knee gently grinded into my area.

"Ah! ...Hnng..." Quickly, I brought up my right hand to cover my mouth. My moans leaked all over the damn place. Luffy unconsciously pushed me down even further and since I was only using my left hand to balance, I toppled onto the pillows.

The maniac decided to sniff me! He buried his head into the crook of my neck. I shuddered, but I was definitely not cold. More like, I was heating up, fast. His lips brushed slightly against my skin and I gasped sharply. By now, my hard on was poking through my pants and it was becoming pressured.

Then he lifted his head back up, looked down, and stopped moving. He eyed my chest for a long while and then stared at my left eye. 'Is he... eyeing my scars...?'

"It's been over two years, hasn't it? Since MiHawk cut you. You cried for the first time and called me Pirate King, shishishi~ I'll never forget that."

"Yeah," I responded with a reminiscent tone. "I remember." He shifted his position and I thought he was finally going to get off.

Surprisingly, he moved to straddle my chest. My eyes widened as he put his face closer to mine. And then...

He kissed my nose! My expression must have been a shocking one. "Luffy...?" I called his name softly.

"Shishishi~" He grinned like a mischievous idiot. "Zoro. Hancock once told me that giving someone a kiss means you love the person you're kissing. And then she tried to marry me, but I told her no. Right now, hmm I kinda get it. Zoro, I love you! Shishishi~"

'Hah. What an idiot captain.' I smiled proudly. "Thank you, Luffy. I-"

I was cut off by the finger he placed on my mouth.

"No Zoro. I have to say it, to you and everyone else. We've fought together for so long and there's never really a chance to be thankful. I know we all know we don't need it, but sometimes I just wanna say it. I'm glad that you were my first mate. I'm glad that I met you first. You must have trained like hell too over the past 2 years! Incredible scar you have on your eye. You stayed by my side since the beginning after we left the Marine base in Shells Town. Thanks. For all that. Thanks for not ever walking out. Thanks, for always believing in me."

'Oh man... I feel like crying now. He really knows how to move people sometimes.' I felt the tightness in my chest, but my eyes remained dry. A deep warmth spread throughout my body. 'Never imagined I'd let loose my emotions like this.'

"Of course," I declared. "Anything and everything for you. Captain." My hands cupped his small cheek and pulled it towards me. I pressed his lips against mine for the longest time. He closed his eyes, making it more sensual, and I did the same. 'We've never done this before. Sure, we have a lot of skinship in the bath parties and sometimes he jumps me from behind, but this intimacy... it's a great feeling...'

Our lips separated and I stared at my clumsy captain. He leapt off my chest and snuggled his way to my left side. I turned over and hugged his rubber body, kissing and softly nibbling on his ear. My arm snaked over his hips and wrapped around his muscled torso.

"Mnn..." Luffy moaned contently. My fingers traveled under his shirt and felt up his abs. 'Ah forget it, he sounds like he's about to fall asleep. And I DEFINITELY can't screw him after our conversation.'

'His hair... It's so soft...'

- Literally 10 Seconds Later -

"Ne, Zoro."

"Mmm?"

"What about your boner?"

END. (of chapter 1)

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