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BTS x EXO 1

(Kim Taehyung is now online.)

Kim Taehyung is with Byun Baekhyun:

Baekhyun-eomma T_T pengeng eyeliner. Ubos na ang akin.

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Byun Baekhyun: Jusko anak. Anong klaseng paglalagay ba ng eyeliner ang ginagawa mo at ang bilis maubos?

Kim Seokjin: Ay jusmiyo mare ginagawa niyang pentel pen ang eyeliner. Ginagawa niyang marker sa manila paper for reports 😒

Byun Baekhyun: What do you mean? 😱😱 yung eyeliner ko huhuhu 😭

Kim Taehyung: Luh, mas nag-alala pa sa eyeliner kaysa sa akin. 😔

Jung Hoseok is with Zhang Yixing:

Pareng Laynicorn!!! Let's go to rainbow land and fart rainbows and do colorful things and blablabla...

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Comments:

Zhang Yixing: Teka, ang alam ko nablock na kita ah? Nah nevermind. Let's go pareng J-Horse ahihi.

Jung Hoseok: It's because of my horse powers that's why I unblocked my self hihihi.

Zhang Yixing: It's so cool naman the powers huehue.

Jung Hoseok: Huehue

Park Jimin is with Park Chanyeol:

Tol pengeng height tol.

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Comments:

Park Chanyeol: Hingi ka kay D.O @Do Kyungsoo

Do Kyungsoo: Iniinsulto mo ba ako?

Park Chanyeol: Hindi po sorry na po T_T

Kim Jongin: Dude not my Bae. Right Kyungsoo?

Do Kyungsoo: Ulol doon ka sa Krystal mo.

Kim Jongin: Babe naman T_T

Park Jimin: Hala amputa dito pa naglandian. Don't here!

(Park Jimin went offline)

Jeon Jungkook is with Oh Thehun:

I'm the golden maknae bxtch be jealous *flips hair*.

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Comments:

Oh Thehun: Dafuq I care betch. Atleast I have eggplant.

Jeon Jungkook: Atleast I don't pronounce S as th when talking betch.

Oh Thehun: What dafuq did you thay---say beach?

Park Jimin: Beach?

Kim Taehyung: Bitch?

Byun Baekhyun: Aba tong bata na to nagmumura myghad! Iuuwi na kita urur!

(Byun Baekhyun carried Kim Taehyung back to their planet)

Kim Seokjin is with Byun Baekhyun:

I'm more beautiful than you huh take that!

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Comments:

Byun Baekhyun: Aba---

Kim Seokjin: Speechless siya :"> I won!

Byun Baekhyun: Hoy gaga masyado lang akong na-overwhelm sa sinabi mo myghad. @Chanyeol Park honey pakisampal nga ang etchosera na ito.

Kim Seokjin: Aba nagtawag pa ng kampon ang froglet. @Kim Namjoon pakisira nga ang mukha ng Bacon na to omahghad.

Byun Baekhyun: Ansabe mo betch?! Don't mess with me! Babawiin ko si Taehyung sayo! Rawr!

Kim Seokjin: Eww yuck rawr daw. Are you homo betch?

Byun Baekhyun: Me?! A homo?! You wanna mess with me betch?!

Kim Seokjin: Bring it on bacon im more beautifuller than you!

Byun Baekhyun: Daheck betch im more gorgeouser than you!

(Byun Baekhyun and Kim Seokjin went offline)

Kim Namjoon is with Park Chanyeol:

Hoy don't mess with my wife dude!

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Park Chanyeol: Like hell I'll touch your wife. My Baek is perfect 😍

Kim Namjoon: Well then, my Jinnie is more perfect than her ../..

Min Yoongi: Bayot amputa.

Min Yoongi is with Kim Jongin:

Tol hindi kita makita. Y izz dat?

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Comments:

Kim Jongin: Dahil ako ang dakilang anino mo, Yoongi 😎 

Kim Jongdae: Bugok ikaw ang dakilang anak ni Binay.

Kim Jongin: Atleast hindi ako feeling dance machine. Oha! Angal ka pa?

Kim Jongdae: Ulol atleast ako hindi napapagkamalang nazareno bugok

Kim Jongin: Oo na lang.

Min Yoongi: Maryosep. 

Kim Jongin: Pengeng gluta hyung TT_TT

Min Yoongi: Deym u, don't me

(Min Yoongi went offline)

Jung Hoseok's status:

RAPMON IS THE BEST LEADER SERIOUSLY OMAHGHAD

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Comments:

Kim Minseok: DUDEE YOU'RE KIDDING! ATLEAST OUR LEADER IS RICH!

Kim Junmyeon: Pucha ano na naman to?

Kim Taehyung: ATLEAST OUR LEADER IS TALL!

Kim Minseok: ...

Kim Jongdae: ...

Kim Jongin: ...

Park Chanyeol: ...

Oh Sehun: ...

Zhang Yixing: ...

Byun Baekhyun: ...

Do Kyungsoo: Ouch sakit sa puso non Hyung XD

Kim Junmyeon: Bugok tamaan ka rin ../..

(EXO Members deactivated their facebook accounts)

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Sorry sa ka-cornihan sa chapter na ito lol. OT9 lang talaga ang nasama kong EXO members sarreh :'( 

Anyway, sana walang ma-offend sa chapter na ito. For pure entertainment only.