THE APOCALYPSE
Gemini: I heard that there's going to be a zombie apocalypse soon.
Pisces: Isn't that today!?
Taurus: You guys are so full of shit. There's no apocalypse. Just relax.
Virgo: I dunno... I've got some data. *pulls out packet of papers* according to my research... we're fucked.
Libra: Jeez, listen to you speak, Virgo.
Virgo: It's the last day of the world. There's no point in sugar coating anymore.
Leo: YOU MEAN WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!?!?
Sagittarius: Generally that's what "apocalypse" means.
Leo: There's so much I haven't done! I wanted to fall in love.
Aquarius: Then why don't you fall in love, Leo? I'm sure there are all kinds of girls that would love to fall in love for the final day of life.
Libra: Oh how romantic. Falling in love just in time for all of life to perish. Falling in love on the apocalypse... so romantic!
Taurus: I'll agree. That's got a sort of romantic flair to it.
Aries: Fuck that crap! I wanna go bungee jumping, climb the tallest mountain... I want to live!
Cancer: I just want to sit home and watch netflix. I'm sure all this apocalypse stuff is phony. *secretly not as sure as they sound*
Scorpio: It's finally here. I always knew this day would come. World! Listen to me! You will end today and I will master you!
Capricorn: uh, Scorpio? What the fuck?
Scorpio: Oh man, Capricorn, how will you know what to do with yourself? You're all about the future but as of today... you HAVE no future.
Capricorn: *mouth twitching* ... I... don't know... what you're talking about.
Scorpio: Oh but we both know you do.
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