Wow, who's making noises weird like a big boom. That scares me. Holy sheet. I'm getting moved around. Ahh! The light!
Wow, I feel weird, like I'm alive. Stop holding me. let me go. Whoa whoa who's this dude. Oh you must be my dad. And why is there TV right there. And why does it have a face that looks like mine on there. Plus how do I know so many words in my head already.
Flash forward!!! Now I am 1 year old
"Daddy daddy" I say. These are the only words that I know right now. Why didn't I say mama do you ask. Well you know that last paragraph, Well kind of 3 minutes after I was born she died. My dad opens the cage. I crawl out. When my dad talks to me I'm like why are you talking to me you know that I can't understand you. So I'm not off and go to the S.P.E.C.I.A.L booklet this is the book where you get to change your strength perception endurance charisma intelligence agility and luck.
Once I choose all my options. My dad and I went outside the room and...
Flash back! Now I am 10 years old
It's my birthday. I talk to Anita, my best friend she's one of the only people who understands me. I Anita is the overseers daughter. Which means she has power. I talk to everybody and then I meet a wise old woman. She gives me a piece of cornbread. Then I walk by butch and the tunnel snakes. Butch is the meanest kid in the vault. He says " hey give me that piece of cornbread doosh bag." No. I say while I'm trying to be mean, but I cant."well if not were gonna have to fight over it."
He punched me a few times and then I thought why can't I punch him. But before I can finish my thought my thought, officer Richards broke up the fight, And asked if Butch was being mean I said yes and Richards had a talk with him. I go and talk to dad And he says that he had a surprise for me. He had a Pit-boy for me! The Pit-boy is America's finest automated digital menu created by rob-co and Vault tech. Your Pit-boy comes with an automatic targeting system called VATS.
Later on I walk with my dad down stairs and talk to the vault scientist. There his birthday present is a BB gun fully loaded with BB's. This is my first time using VATS. I kill a few Radroaches and then take a picture with my father and...
Flash forward... I'm 16 now
I'm in my father's office talking to him about me being sick. You can say
A. I don't feel so well answer: go to the Goat you don't look sick. Carma 10%
B. Fine I'll go to the goat Answer: don't pull your sass on me go to the goat. Carma 30%
C. OK thanks for checking me out. Answer: move along now we don't want you to be late for the goat. Carma 0%
While walking to the goat I see Butch making fun of Anita I step in and say
A. Speech/ let her go Butch. Answer: success/ok fine let's go tunnel snakes. Carma 0% (no violence achievement)
B. Let her go or something bad will happen. Answer: OK show me what you got. You fight until you have to go to the goat Carma 30%
While I walk down to the goat test I walked in and I see Butch and he quietly says" I hate you faggot". When I sit down, I take my test it takes about 13 minutes to take this test if you do bad you will be a custodian but if you do good you'll get a high five and be a overseer.
Flash forward... I'm 19
I've been knocked out by something. Anita wakes me she says I have to leave the vault because my father went mad and left so all the vault tech guards are hunting me. I talk to Anita quick and she gives me a 10 millimeter pistol. These are valuable so keep them in your Pit-boy for caps later on. Caps are the money system in the atomic wastes. I feel like I keep walking up stairs and more stairs. Then this is where you choose what weapon you will use.
A. 10 millimeter pistol
B. BB gun
What ever you choose you will kill them. You look in their inventory they have a vault officer gear. I pick it up. It goes into my pit-boy. I turn it on. I scroll over to inventory and press the vault officer gear. Woh, it just comes on me I didn't have to put it on or any thing. Now I walk up more and more stairs. When I come to a room that says vault exit. There is a terminal. I go and turn it on. You have a few choices. You have 4 tries.
A. Moneycool
B. Coal/success!
C. Blusky
D. Cash money
After hacking the terminal I see a locker. I walk over slowly to not trip any alarms. I search the locker it has the overseers key, and the terminal password. I think that could have been way easier. The terminal opens up a secret room under the overseers desk. This is the exit of the vault. I open the door. And I feel the radiated air flowing across my face. I level up
