My Gay Boyfriend

Note: Please note that this is supposed to be a funny joke for my friend Katie. P.S. Don't kill me.

I first realized that my boyfriend was gay when he was shoving his tongue down another man's throat. Really, just my luck because my absolutely adorable boyfriend Eren turned out to be gay. As I tried collecting all these thoughts like "Was I just a cover up?" "Did he even care about me?" "How long as this been going on?"

Two days before
"Eren do you want to go on a date on Friday?"
"No, I can't I'm sorry Katie."
"It's all right it's not like I want to spend time with my boyfriend or anything."
"What are you doing right now?"
"Getting sassed."
"Har-har har you're cute when you're angry."
"I could say the same for you Mr. Anger management. "
"Well I got go I've got this math tudor to meet up with."
"I don't see why you didn't ask me to tudor you in math."
"Because we would spend the whole time making out."
"True, but shouldn't you be going?"
"Love you too babe."

One day before
"Armin do you know why Eren is running late; he should be here."
"From what I understand his car broke down so he stayed the night at his math tudor's house."
"That explains so much; thanks Armin."
"You're welcome."
****
Eren pulled into the schools parking lot in his car. That's odd because Armin said that it had broken down. Last I checked it took more than one night to fix a broken car. He was up to something and I was going to find out.
For the next few hours I stalked him listening to every conversation. Nothing sounded strange in till he talked to a guy named Levi.
"Are you ready for tomorrow?"
Eren's face began to heat up and a dazzling smile popped up on to his face.
"Yes, you're not chickening out are you."
"Oh how dare you think that I of all people am reeling to back down. Just for that your going to be punished."
"When sir?"
"Prepare your ass for tomorrow."
"Will do, goodbye babe."
"Bye bright eyes."
What was that all about? "Prepare you're ass for tomorrow." What did Levi plan to do with Eren? Was Levi going to hurt my Eren? If he did I would go full titan on his ass.

The DAY
I followed Eren around again. It wasn't stalking it was just an investigation. I mean some guy threatened to touch his ass. That was reserved for me only. School ended sooner than I would have liked. I noticed Eren get into a mysterious car. So being the careing girlfriend that I am I followed.
The car stopped at this old house. I watched as Eren and Levi both exited the car. I waited 3 minutes before following them.
I walked into the only room where I heard nosie. I slowly opened the door to find my boyfriend currently making out with Levi.
"What the fuck Eren?"
"Katie, oh shit I'm so sorry. I didn't intend you to find out-"
"By not finding out you mean not knowing that you were going behind my back and secretly seeing another guy."
"Yes, I mean no I did intend on telling you but you seemed so happy that I didn't want to hurt your feelings."
He cared but that didn't mean anything because there he was standing with a man draped over his body.
"Consider them hurt, you fucking asshole."
"Okay you two knock it off."
"Le-"
"Shut up brat I'll be in the next room you should probably talk things out with your girlfriend. "
He left the room and I watched Eren's face began to turn despair.
"Katie, I know that I'm an asshole but please understand that I care for you but I'm gay. So please take this in the nicest way possible I'm breaking up with you. It would be unfair for you being dragged a long while I make out with someone else."
Surprisingly no tears fell from my face instead; I felt happy for the jerk.
"Eren I'm not mad at you for being gay. I don't like the fact that you cheated on me but I'm happy for you."
"Really!"
"Yeah know go back there and ask him out."
"Our you sure?"
"Yes, you big asshole no go before I beat you up."
A smile danced onto his face as he practical ran out of the room. I slowly left the house but then I heard "Thank you, Katie" exit out of Levi. A smile also plagued his face. This seemed werid but if they were both happy. I knew that I would be happy too.