Authors notes: WARNING! WARNING! MEGA SPOILERS AHEAD! MEGA. SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Oof!" A young girl fell through a deep hole, only to land on a bed of flowers. "Where am I?" She said to herself as she picked herself up. She looked up. "Oh. Right." She said as she realised what an idiot she had just been. She headed out the only way she could, down a long corridor, and through a gateway to the left. There she saw...
"Howdy!"
"AAH! AHH! TALKING FLOWER! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
"Wait wait wait wait wait! I mean you no harm! My name is Flowey!"
"Dumb names for dumb plants." The girl looked to her left. "Sorry Shroomy, you're not dumb." She then crouched down, and affectionatly nuzzled the mushroom she had called 'Shroomy'.
"Wut?"
"Hmm? Oh sorry Flowey, as you were saying?"
"Anyway, welcome to The Underground! Let me show you the ropes." The world around them turned black and white, except for one thing. A red heart on the girl's chest. "See that heart?"
"Woah, cool! It's like some sort of game, or something!"
"FOR F***S SAKE WOMAN PAY SOME FRICKING ATTENTION TO ME AND MAYBE I'LL GET TO SHOOT YOU WITH SOME F***ING PELLETS!!!!"
"Woah, calm down man, jeez..."
"As. I. Was. Saying. That heart. Is your soul." Flowey takes a deep breath. "Your soul starts off weak, but will grow in strength when you aquire LV. LV stands for leve- uhh I mean... LV stands for LOVE. LOVE is shared through little white... Friendliness Pellets! Want some?
"Not particu-"
"Here you go!" And with that, Flowey shot some 'friendliness pellets' at the girl. She easily sidestepped them all.
"Woah man, I dont know who you are... Well actually I do, your name is Flowey, but thats beside the point. Because the point is here, and you are there. Anyway, I really dont appreciate things being shot at me."
"Hey. Buddy. You missed them. Lets. Try. Again." Flowey said with a voice like ice. He shot five more at the girl. Again she sidestepped them. "Is this a joke!? Do you think this is funny? RUN. INTO. THE. BULLEHHhhhhh... Friendliness pellets." He shot some more at the girl.
"Jeez man, stop shooting me!" She sidestepped them once again.
"You know whats going on here, dont you."
"Not really..."
"You just wanted to see me suffer."
"Well yeah, but only after you started shooting me." A circle of friendliness pellets surrounded the girl. "And of course, no-one listens."
"Die."
"Yep. No one listens."
The ring of bullets started getting smaller and smaller. The girl was getting increasingly worried. "Umm... Flowey? Uhh... I'm sorry? Please? Flowey, please stop. PLEASE. PLEASE! PLE- oh. Okay." A fireball had come out of nowhere and knocked the flower away. An anthropomorphic goat showed itself. "My, what a terrible creature." The goat said. The girl jerked her head up. "If you're talking about me, then I'll have you know I'm trained in karate." She struck a stereotypical karate pose. "Ow, I think I sprained my shoulder..." The goat did not look amused. "I was not talking about you, my child. I was talking about the flower."
"Oh. Okay then. Wait, 'my child'? Are you my mother?"
"Am now, my child. You are the first human to come here in a while. Come, I shall guide you through the catacombs."
AN: So, there we have it. Don't worry, we won't keep calling her 'the girl'. She will be given a name. Hope this gave you a few laughs. I shall be back soon with chapter two.
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