The Best Story Ever

King Bobby

By DrCookie and Ced

DrCookie .-.: Once upon a time there was a kid named Bobby

Ced: Bobby was the king of Dicklandia

DrCookie .-.: Bobby sucked many dicks

Ced: Bobby believed that if you suck a dick, you should get the fucc afterwards

DrCookie .-.: Bobby sucked Mr trumpy's dick and requested the Fucc after. (Bobby was mexican)

Ced: So Mr. Trumpy refused and drop kicked him over the wall

DrCookie .-.: Bobby got very mad and told his knights to break down the wall

Ced: His knights were just giant dicks in armor, but they did as they were told. They rammed their heads on the wall

DrCookie .-.: The wall broke and the dicks charged at Trumpy

Ced: Trumpy screamed in delight at the sight of so many dicks

DrCookie .-.: The dicka aimed torwards trumpy and shot out a stick white liquid

Ced: Trumpy moaned and said "yes daddies get ur cummies in my racist mouth" and slurped up their sticky white liquid.

DrCookie .-.: Bobby came and told the knights to stand down suddenly bobby turned into a very very big dick he was so big he could be seen from miles away

Ced: He could even be seen in a small swamp, by a certain ogre. Shrek had just finished taking a shit and looked outside to see bobby.

DrCookie .-.: Shrek called upon his special words

DrCookie .-.: "Shrek is love"

DrCookie .-.: "Shrek is life"

DrCookie .-.: Suddenly shrek zoomed into the sky heading fast torward bobby

Ced: Bobby turned around to see Shrek, and he gasped "Sh-Shrek is that you..?"

DrCookie .-.: Shrek said "Yes bobby I have come for you and Trumpy will be gone do not worry"

DrCookie .-.: "It'll be ogre"

DrCookie .-.: "Soon"

Ced: A single tear fell out of bobby's eye. "Shrek.. Thank you.. I-I love..."

DrCookie .-.: Suddenly bobby turned back to normal size shrek came down behind bobby. He yelled the words "shrek is love shrek is life" Bobby in confusion but great happiness

Ced: Shrek hugged bobby. He whispered in his ear, his warm breath making Bobby tingle "Just wait one second, and I'll make the bad man disappear."

Ced: Bobby instantly got moist, but tried hard not to show it

DrCookie .-.:  shrek let go and came behind trumpy he screamed "WHAT ARE U DOING IN BOBBY'S KINGDOM" shrek thrusted and trumpy had disapaered nothing left of him as if he'd never existed slowly shrek walked over to bobby shrek said "It's all ogre my love"

Ced: "Sh-shrek..." Bobby could barely get the words out. He wanted Shrek inside of him. He slowly started to make his way towards the muscular ogre. "Shrek.. I want.." "Sh.. bobby.. say no more" shrek pulled out lube and started applying it to his finger.

DrCookie .-.: (Jesus christ) Shrek slowly pulled bobby into the kingdom and made way to bobbys room shrek made his way into bobby and they got married and lived happily ever after

Ced: BUT THEN

Ced: A dragon with dildos taped to its arms flew into bobby's room

DrCookie .-.: Shrek stared at this beast all bobby could focus on was the dildos they werent normal they were amazing he needed it

Ced: Bobby slowly walked towards the dragon. The dragon screeched and started spraying cum from his mouth all over bobby's room. Bobby didn't care, he needed those dildos.

DrCookie .-.: Shrek walked behind bobby unsure what he was about to do bobby wanted those dildos not wanted... NEEDED bobby ran torwards the drgaon it sprayed him bobby held His mouth open enjoying the taste

Ced: The dragon saw that Bobby was unafraid, and that his need for the dildos was strong, but the dragon's armdildos were actually contained his offspring. If Bobby took these dildos, the dragon would loose his children.

DrCookie .-.: Bobby wanted more dragons he could imagine the cum he could have from this bobby jumped onto the dragon trying to calm it told shrek to hold it down

Ced: Bobby wasn't strong enough to hold down the dragon, named Philbert. "SHREK I NEED YOUR HELP THIS DRAGON IS TOO STRONG FOR ME!" Shrek nodded and ripped off his shirt, revealing his 6-pack and jiggly man titties.

DrCookie .-.: Shrek grabed ahold of philberthe tugged him to ths ground bobby wanted atleast one dildo so he went under and tugged philbert moaned and soon bobby realized that wasnt a dildo the thing grew massive

Ced: Bobby stared at the massive, pulsating, hot dragon penis in his hand. Philbert kept moaning as Bobby's grip tightened. Shrek stared in bewilderment at Bobby. "Bobby.. what.." Bobby turned to Shrek and smirked. "I know what I have to do to get these dildos now, Shrek."

DrCookie .-.: Bobby motioned back and forth with his hands shrek was jelous the dragon moaned louder and louder shrek said "Bobby why what are you doing" bobby "Shrek trust me" bobby told himself in this land if you succ you get fucced thats just what bobbg wanted but he had never taken on such a massive cock

Ced: ( dying )

DrCookie .-.: (Greatest story ever)

Ced: (10/10)

Ced: Philbert bit his lip, trying to hold back the moans, his dick growing bigger with every stroke. Bobby realized that his hands wouldn't be enough. "Shrek, you've got big hands, mind giving me a hand, here?" Bobby pushed the dick in Shrek's direction.

DrCookie .-.: Shrek grabed ahold he started going back and forth bobby needed to guve the succ bobby opened wide he slowly went over to the dragons dick it could barely fit in his mouth suddenly his head went back and forth while philbert was diatracted bobby reached for a dildo

DrCookie .-.: (this storrryyyyy ehh)

Ced: (something needs to happen ok ok change the subject)

Ced: (uhmmm)

Ced: Bobby's mom knocked on the door and opened it, holding a tray of cheese and crackers. "Hey Bobby, want some- what the actual fuck is going on." She stared at the awkward scene.

DrCookie .-.: It turned out none of this was real

DrCookie .-.: Bobby had a large dildo he stole from his moms room

DrCookie .-.: It was shoved into him

DrCookie .-.: Bobby was having a seizure

Ced: Bobby's mom pulled the dildo out of his ass and called 911.

Ced: "hello 911 whats your emergency?"

Ced: "UHM MY SON SHOVED A DILDO UP HIS ASS NOW HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE."

DrCookie .-.: Bobby was slowly dying the dildo went so far up it hit his organs he was losinf blood fast bobby didn't know where he was he thought shrek was alive and the dragon it was all a lie bobby was sad he started foaming he felt no pleasure anymore. It was only pain

Ced: bobby whispered "Shrek.. if you can hear me.. please..." He coughed up blood. Bobby's mom pressed her hand against his forehead. "oh Bobby.. the medics are cumming soon don't worry."

DrCookie .-.: He heard a voice in his head "Bobby it will be ogre soon" bobby lost vision all he could hear was his heart pump fading the ambulence rushed in

Ced: A light smile appeared on Bobby's face. "thank you shrek.. you've taught me what love is.." Bobby paused, (not just for dramatic effect) he stared into the distance. "Shrek is love.." he whispered. "Shrek.. is.."

Ced: (well this story took a turn)

DrCookie .-.: It all faded to black. It came to a room. A chair. Shrek sat, And bobby stared. "Am I dead" Asked bobby. Shrek didn't awnser. he got up and hugged bobby. "It's all ogre" Bobby cried into shreks chest

The End