"The Sound of distant hueys, and the large explosions near the trench with my fallen comrades and I, somehow I made it through Vietnam. Before getting stabbed in the gut from an enemy spy. Wait! Wait! There's more to it than that! Before you waste the five Bucks you spent to buy this book I need you to know that there is so much more happening that you absolutely must stick around! You spent HOW much money on this book?!? Wow, times have changed!
We're going to go back, way back, to the time when I started my journey into adulthood. Not so far back that you see inappropriate things in my bedroom, but as far back as to the time when I got good money out of the teens that I bullied. I had a brass-iron fist that ruled those grounds, with the help of my dark color palette and spikey hair. I truly was the purest ruffian if I ever saw one, and I've seen three.
I was way ahead of my time, my peers said that my choice of attire and hygiene made me look like I came from some kind of dystopian future. I said, "nah, that future will happen." I didn't realize they were making fun of me until I was 22 and they were long gone. But enough about my psychosis, let's get back to the story. OH, and I WAS right, haha. They can suck it.
So what I'm doing here is getting you ready, pretty lady, before you have to get out there and take down the reds too. And it is mandatory that I make you feel loved in any way I please to please. So lean back and let my lips rest on that soft neck of yours. And if there's anything I love doing, it's-yep, you guessed it!- telling old war stories! I am a huge deal, if you haven't noticed yet. Apart from the big flags with my head on it, that is.
Do I smile a lot? Does that bother you? Well, with your help, I feel real confident about this time 'round, so don't think too much about it darlin'. Even now I can hear the explosions of battle, and it just warms my big heart all the way up. I think to myself, this doesn't ever have to end, this is the best. We have much more ammunition than what you've seen, baby! Ugh, I need a new cigar." *cough cough*
"Anyway, get suited up in this after we're done, and remember! Get out there and kick some ass for us, the blue rebellion! Serve your country of Fortido, on the proud half-planet Homin! Live strong, and fight to the death! RIGHT SOLDIERS???!!!"
"SIR YES SIR!"
"That clacking never gets old."
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CHAOS FORCE
Science FictionIn time of intense war, can these two forces stop their fighting and come together before the extinction of their entire race?
