Kingdom Hearts, operation: DisneyLand (ON HOLD TILL I CAN FIGURE IT OUT!)

The Madness begins!!!!!!

Hello my fellow Gummy Bears! I have posted this wonderful piece of madness! yes you read that correctly! so now,

LET US MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL AND BURST OUT LAUGHING THUS CAUSING OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO GIVE US ODD LOOKS.

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU GETTING WEIRD LOOKS AND ODD EYES FOR READING THIS! YOU READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! OK? OK, GOOD.

SO NOW LET US FEED! OH WAIT, I MEAN,  READ!

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WARNING!, people trying to find a motive in this book will be driven mad. people trying to understand this book may lose hair, or grow odd facial hair. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! All so,  I am not responsible for my characters attacking you for stealling their cookies.  IF YOU STEAL THEIR COOKIES,  MY ADVICE IS TO FLEE TO A FORIN COUNTY AND CHANGE YOUR NAME. OK? OK PEOPLE

LET THE RANDOMNESS BEGIN!

DESTINY ISLANDS

It was just another normal day at Destiny Islands, well, normal by their standards. 

"Riku?"

"hmm"

"Why is Kiari so sensitive today?"

Riku stared at his brown haired friend wondering how he should explain it. "well um it's kinda like a time of month-"

"OH DON'T YOU DARE RIKU!" Kiari herself exclaimed "Don't ruin his innocence!"

"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH? you know what fine whatever" Riku crossed his arms and returned his gaze to the sea.  he was late to be aware of the presence of Waka, Titus, and Selphie.

"Wat up bratha's?"

"yo"

"Hello!"

"Hey guy's!" Sora waved but further conversation was cut off, as all six of them suddenly fell unconscious,  unaware of the insain surprise the Narrator had planned.  (cue evil laughter)

TRAVERSE TOWN

"Beat! gimme back my bear!"

"No! haha come and get it Shiki!"

Neku crossed his arms "dude just give her the freakin bear"

"no"

"yes"

"no"

"yes"

"NO!"

"don't make me get Joshua"

"ah! ok fine! but that's messed up yo!"

"What's going on?" Ryme asked as she skipped up the steps of the stairs in the town square, Joshua following.

"Neku's being mean to me yo!"

"Beat, I swear you can be so childish at times" Joshua shook his head

"says the man with angel wings!"

"I am not an angel!"

"are to!"

"am not!"

"are to!"

"am not!"

"are to!"

"AM NOT!"

"I'm getting tired of this"

"who the hell are you?" Neku asked the strange girl who had just suddenly poofed into existence.

"behold! I am the supreme overlord of this book! all shall bow!"

"book?"

"bow?"

"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JUST BLACK OUT ALL READY!"

suddenly,  our five arguing hero's heroically passed out on their faces.

"whew I thought that'd go on forever" said a certain red head who had suddenly stepped out of the shadows.

"Axel? your not even in this scene!"

"I'm not?"

"no"

"oh. okay then let's forget I was ever here!"

"that's kinda hard to do when everything is being written down."

"Everything?"

"yup"

"Even this?" Axel suddenly started juggling balls. where did the balls come from? no one knows.

"uh yeah"

"what about this?" he suddenly started throwing the balls at the poor townsfolk, thus causing so us to get some very strange looks.

"sadly,  yes."

"ok" he stopped for a minute and I looked like he was trying to get another idea "I got it! even this?"

Roxas suddenly poofed into existence and they both started playing the banjo. where did they get the banjos from? no one knows.

"OH GOD NO! SKIP TO NEXT SCENE!"

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that my friends,  was part one. I would've made it longer but sice you guys are just dying to read it, I decided the beginning is gonna be in parts. so I hope you guys liked it! let me know!

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