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What the heck Fungi?

Ok, so what's the deal with freakin fungi? I know this is random and all but it's like there are so many varieties and some of them are poisonous and some of them are edible, I just-

Ok... So I'll be like, strolling along doing what I do and then I see a freakin fungus growing and then I touch it cause I'm a kid and we touch everything and then it farts its baby's in my face! Like, all the spores just blow into my face and one is probably growing in my face now.

And fungi has like two puns! Can you think of any puns about fungi accept the room without walls and the one about being a fungi? You can't! Because it barely has any good puns!

Also, what's the deal with lichen!? It says here on Wikipedia, *clears throat* "A lichen is a composite organism that arises from algae or cyanobacteria (or both) living among filaments of a fungus in a symbiotic relationship."

Symbiotic relationship? What, are they roommates? Do they have there own sitcom?

"Hey, lichen look I bought a ball pit."

"Fungus you know we can't afford this! I'm not lichen where this is going!" *Insert laugh track here*

"Aw come on! Try and be a fungi for once." *Insert laugh track here*

And those would be the only jokes.

Try listening to that for 5 seasons and a movie.