Charlotte: -trying to reach the top shelf of the cupboard for oreos-
Chris: -in a TV show host voice- Here we have the short girl trying to get her daily Oreos. Unfortunately, being the 5'2 and 1/2 she is, she cannot get to she 6'6 high shelf.
Charlotte: -glaires at Chris- Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
The guys: -snickering-
Charlotte: -still trying to reach the shelf-
Porter: Oh no, the short girl is getting angry because she still cannot reach her Oreos. She might attack her wallet for money for food.
Charlotte: -groans and crosses her arms and stomps her feet- Stop it, guys!
Chasey: And there goes the short girl, getting angrier by the minute!
Charlotte: -balls up her fists- Stop calling me short! I'm average height!
Doogie: The short girl is now about to prey on one of us narrators for food because she still cannot get the Oreos.
Charlotte: I'll do more than prey upon you! Go fuck yourselves with the blade of a knife and slit your throat afterwards! -stomps off to her room-
The guys: -laughing-
Brannon: -walks in- Guys, what did you do to Char?
Chris: All we were doing was observing the average short girl on her daily Oreos hunt XD XD
Brannon: -_- You guys are dicks. -grabs the Oreos and goes up to Charlotte's room- Char? Can you open the door?
Charlotte: -silent-
Brannon: I got your Oreos.
Charlotte: -runs and opens the door, snatching them- Thank you!!! -hugs him tight-
Brannon: You're welcome. -hugs back-
Chris: -walks up to Charlotte's room- Now Char, he's just the right size to get the Oreos XD
Charlotte: -drops the Oreos, balls up her fists, and smashes them into Chris' stomach and face- I'M NOT SHORT YOU FAKE TANNED BLONDE DUMBASS!!!
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Ghost Asylum Imagines @-@
FanfictionI just have nothing else to do with my life now XD Well anyways if you like Ghost Asylum you'll like these... Hopefully cx (r.i.p. my life is so useless x'3)
