Random questionable Theories

Spongebob is no sponge

SpongeBob is not a sponge! He can't be. I don't know why but he can't. Why would a sponge live in a pineapple?! Or in the sea?! Unless he's a piece of moon cheeze! That gets his power from the pineapple. Why would a piece of cheeze live in the sea because........ Um............ I have no idea, but still maybe moon cheeze likes the sea! Yeah the evidence for him being a sponge is ok, but this is way better! I think I've completed this case.

(I don't know... I think I'm crazy)