Our Eccentric Life In Gravity Falls

Chapter:2.5 - The New Falls

Mabel POV

I woken up and notice that someone put a blanket on me and said to myself thank you Dipper. Then I notice Dipper is gone then suddenly a nurse barges in and carrying unconscious Dipper then I ask what happen? then I saw Pacifica red as a tomato, Pacifica said I kind of punch him for getting to close to me, I replied what? what did he do to you, Pacifica replied he whispered in my ears then when I turn around Dipper faces is to close and I kind lost it!, I replied ow! Dipper you scalawag. A moment later Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford and Robbie arrive and ask how was he? then I told them what happen they started laughing and Grunkle Stan said Dipper you lady killer! I didn't know you can flirt now, the last time I saw you, your still dense as hell when it comes to woman but now look at you flirting and foremost with the Northwest girl hahaha!. Pacifica blush and apologize for what she done!, Grunkle Stan replied don't worry about it kid! besides that's his fault for using such flirting skill on you. Pacifica is still red as an tomato and keep apologizing then Robbie mumble damn! when I did that the lady gave me passionate slap and run away saying pervert! pervert!. We all laugh at Robbie and he said stop laughing. Grunkle Ford said with an angry expression so who's the knucklehead who did this to you guys? I want to pay them a visit!, I replied no Grunkle Ford it's ok! besides we beat them even though it's like we won the battle but lost the fight, Grunkle Stan said just be careful you guys, we don't know this Gravity Falls anymore!, I replied Ok!. Grunkle Ford told us that Grunkle Stan fell in love with Robbie's none-human boss, I replied what! really? hahaha! then I look at Grunkle Stan he was blushing then I notice Robbie began to sweat like hell and I ask what's wrong?, Robbie replied Nothing! can I ask you a favor can you not let your Grunkle approach my boss it's for the better of both of us so please! I'm literally begging right now so please!, I ask why? then he replied even though she's an angel, she had a bad temper and foremost do you know what she done to us trainee, I vomited six time when we were training and she punishes who ever failed the exercise, did you know how many times I failed? freaking twenty times, GOD! but thanks to her training I became strong, the person that can protect others, I replied First gross! and I'm happy for you Robbie!, Robbie smiled. Grunkle Ford and Grunkle Stan ask what happen earlier then I replied we were attack by Irregular!, Grunkle Ford replied Irregular?, I explain to Grunkle Ford what is Irregular then he said OK!, I continue to tell them what happen and Grunkle Stan said this is an outrage! I replied yeah right!, Grunkle Stan said how did you get a free meal!, I replied what! wait Grunkle Stan your missing the point, the town people thought that we defeated Bill Cipher but it's you guys, Grunkle Stan replied look here kid! we don't care about any flashy title like GOD-KILLER or what so ever! and besides you kids are really the hero, our mind is blank at that time because you two showed us that the bond between family is stronger than any other magic or supernatural stuff!. I'm about to cry then Grunkle Ford touch my shoulder and said don't worry about it Mabel, besides that title is too much for Me and Stanley being called Grunkle is good enough!. I cried and Hug Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford and said I love you guys. Pacifica notice that Dipper is about to wake up.

Dipper POV

Damn! it's so noisy then when I open my eyes I saw Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford. I grab them both and hug them and said it's good to see you two I miss you so much! then a my tear begin to drip, Mabel said are you crying you big dork?, I replied with an embarrassing face No I'm not just dusk in my eyes. They begin to laugh at me and Grunkle Stan told me after two years you still a cry baby Dipper hahaha!, I replied no am not!, Grunkle Ford said hey! Stanley don't teas him in front of his lady, Grunkle Stan replied ow! sorry I forgot that you're a man now haha!. I began to blush then I look at Pacifica she was blushing also. Robbie said Guy! I need to go now my parents are going to kill me for lending our van! so see yah!, everyone replied Bye!. I ask with an annoyed face what is Robbie doing here?. Mabel slap my head and said hey! show some respect, Robbie help you to get here!, Grunkle Ford said and he save Stanley from the new creature. I apologize then ask by the way what happen to Rias?, Mabel replied don't know but when we were about to leave I kind saw I knight figure carrying them, I replied ow! wait knight? as in with armor and sword and stuff, Mabel replied yes then Pacifica said ah! does guys are the new police in Gravity Falls their head is Deputy Blubs with his husband Edwin Durland and sponsored by our Family and Fiddleford Hadron McGucket, Mabel replied Husband?, Pacifica said they've been married for two years now!, Mabel replied that's romantic!, I replied I wish I didn't have to hear that! but I'm happy for them. Grunkle Ford ask Fiddleford?, Pacifica replied after gaining his sanity the government begin to buy his blue print and stuff, he was even ask to leave gravity falls and work for the government but he refuse and said sorry my place is here so I ain't going else where!, then he sponsored the gravity falls police department with us!, Ford replied that's good to hear hahaha!. Pacifica said sorry guys I need to go home now, I replied oh OK! take care, Pacifica smiled at me and said take care Dipper. When Pacifica left, everyone is staring at me and I said what?, Grunkle Stan replied not bad kid! I didn't know you can flirt now. I blush and replied what are you talking about old man!, Grunkle Ford said don't be shy Dipper, she's a keeper so don't lost her Dipper, I replied while blushing not you too Grunkle Ford then Mabel start to sing Dipper and Pacifica under the tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G and I shouted shut up! Mabel. Doctor Franco walk in the room and yelled don't shout! a lot of patient are trying to sleep, I replied sorry Doctor Franco. Doctor Franco left, Grunkle Ford said we better get going too, lets go Stanley!, Grunkle Stan replied OK! so Dipper can take a rest, you too Mabel! Mabel replied OK! Grunkle Stan.