The FNAF CREW

Chapter 9

Springtrap: ugh, where is she?!?
Saber: sorry I'm late guys, now time for som-
Springtrap: not today lady, how long haven't you been updating!?
Marionne: why, missed her?
Violet and Toychica: uuuuu you likeeeee her
Springtrap: shut up you piece of nothings
Saber: sorry? Look I've been lazy Like a week? Because it keeps raining in our place and thunderstorms, so you have no right to blame me!
Marionette: I blame you for calling me a puppet freak
Marionne: were both puppets, and we both intensely freak when it comes from musicboxes
Violet: but you don't like musicboxes...
Marionne: did I ask for your opinion?
Saber: hey where's Asada?
Toybonnie: YOU don't even want to know....
ToyFreddy: totally..
Toychica: why?
Freddy: she always go yandere about you *points at me*
Saber: me?
Freddy:obviously..
Goldie: she keeps telling me if you Like skittles
Saber: ewww, I don't have a sweet tooth
Bonnie: and poor BB, she keeps telling that batteries are little demons that crawl in ur aholes and invade ur entire body.
BB: b-b-batteries....d-demons...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chica: and you actually believe that??
Bonnie: no!whywouldn'tI?!I'm Aman!
Foxy: more like gay...
Saber: so where is she?
Asada: saber-kun! I missed you!
Saber: it's not like I'm gone for years Asada...
Springtrap: get this lady outta my face, One day when ur not here she keeps staring at me and calling me a fuck boy and a pervert.
Willow: now that you mentioned it, I saw you watching hentai and po-
Springtrap: do you know wat this is? *points at cupcake*
Willow: it's cupcake, what am i going to do to her?
Springtrap: easy, you can shove it in your ass!
Freddy: ohhhhhhhh!
Bonnie: get burnedddddddd!
Marionne: make it stop!
Marionette: I have one
ToyFreddy: what?
Marionette: roses are red
                      Violets are blue
                      When I'm with you
                      You make me poop!
Springtrap:lol!
Saber: are we making a game here?
All: *Nods*

          A few le moments later
Springtrap: ok, the rules are easy, when you laugh you're out.
Saber: I'm all bolted up!
Marionne: is that even a word?
Chica: I'm ready to eat!
Bonnie: this isn't a eating challenge Chica...
Foxy: I'm gonna kick ur bootey
ToyFreddy: hahahaha!
Springtrap: ok, ToyFreddy ur out
ToyFreddy: is that even a rule?!
Richard: idiots...
Shabon: don't forget about me!
Asada: who is she?
Saber: that's my shadow friend Shabon
Shabon: sup baby
Asada: say that word again, I'm gonna kill you
Shabon: she's a psycho!
Springtrap: ok, first joke is:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your friend is a poop
Like yours too!

BB: hahahahaha!
Springtrap: BB's out!
Richard: is that even in the rules?
BB: who cares? Hahahahaha!
Springtrap: ok, next joke

What did ocean say to the other ocean?
They waved

Saber: Haha, are you shore?
Springtrap: shut up, don't be such a beach
Saber:water you saying about about?
Springtrap: hahahahaha!
Saber: thx for reading guys, and I hope Springtrap will learn his lessons about puns.
Springtrap: wait I lose?!
Asada: we didn't even get to laugh a single bit on what they are saying -_-
Goldie: agreed...
Both: *snickers*
Freddy: ok guys cleaning time.
All: aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I hope you didn't laugh at my jokes 😁, and sorry I didn't update because I'm scared at the thunder at night. And just saying because school is coming which I HATED the most, which means long wait, and long updates