Ibuki: *snickers* Get a load of this one souda-chan!!!
*hides under beanie* Oh no.....
Ibuki: Come on~ Ibuki knows it just a dare~(for the fangirls)
Alright let me have it.
not_hajime asked: I dare you to read Soudam smut for two hours. Preferably, "And the taste of salt on your skin" and "Motors and Pistons. Read it to the whole DR2 Ensemble.
What is smut? Sounds kinda weird if ya ask me...and it involves hamster-chan too? Oh jeez.....
Ibuki: *holds in laugh* Ibuki knows cant wait for the super duper scaredy cat face you will make!!!
I-im already sweatin' over here....*sigh* Let's go ahead and read it.
*everyone assembles*
Chiaki: *half sleep*
Hajime: What did you call us here for?
Akane: Yeah, and if it isn't good enough, I'll beat the crap out of you.
Fuyuhiko: What i wouldn't give to see that....
Komaeda: I wonder what it could be.....
Hiyoko: Probably some dumbass speech. Come on mahiru-oneechan let's go!!!
Mahiru: In a minute.......
Ibuki: Souda-chan has to read two smut stories for you guys. Its a dare.
Everyone: 0_o
TeruTeru: *smirking and gets closer to mikan*
Twogami: Don't even think about it.
Gundam: What kind of fairy tale involves me and the shark beast?! Does it involve the gods in a war full of bloodshed?
Not even close.......
Gundam: Then what blasphemy that you call a story is that?!!!
Shut up hamster-chan and listen!!!!
*reads And The Taste Of The Salt Of Your Skin*
Sonia: ......did these events occur recently?
No freaking way!!! *blush*
Hiyoko: Well someone thought otherwise~
Gundam: This vile and corrupt tale is very much false!!! The mortal who wrote this will receive harm upon them!!!
Ibuki: Ibuki thinks its hot!!!
Teruteru: I second that notion~
Mahiru: No one asked you!!!!
This story is really dumb and weird!!! On to the next one!!!
*reads motors and pistons*
I-i built....a sex machine?!!!
Gundam: Their vision of portraying me is some who commences in sexual desires with that mortal?!!!
Sonia: It seems they really want you two to get along.
As if!!!!
Gundam: The impertinent one is right. He can't handle my overwhelming power.
Hajime: Why did i even agree to this?
Komaeda: Because you were hoping for something good. Weren't you?
Hajime: Shut up.
Fuyuhiko: That was a load of shit. I'm outta here.
Peko: Same here.
*both of them leave*
Ibuki: Ibuki ships them like, a whole bunch!!! It was a really really REALLY hot story.
Teruteru: You know, some stories can come true~
Don't even think about pervy guy!!!
Teruteru: *smirks*
Akane: *leaves with nidai for food*
I would never be dating a guy like him!!!! He's stupid, and weird, and~
Sonia: Souda!!! Cease your nonsense at once!!!
*mumbles* he's a friggin' weirdo.....
Chiaki: Well if that's it, can i get back to playing smash bros?
Sure.
Sonia: Can I join? Girls only. For reasons.
Chiaki: *smile* Sure.
*Chiaki, Sonia, and Tsumiki leaves*
Well......that sucked badly.
Hajime: Aren't you gonna close off?
Ibuki: That's all folks!!!
B-but I didnt~
*end*
