Ales: So I totally lied when I said I'd be updating every day of tour. HEY ITS HARDER THEN IT LOOKS ALRIGHT?! Running a tour... Dealing with ships... Having discovered anime...
Sam: She really likes Sword Art Online.
Ales: *holding tablet, watching anime and crying* MY SHIIIPPP!!! IT WAS SAILING SO SMOOTHLY AND... THEN THIS HAPPENS!!!
Jadyn: *slaps tablet away* ALES SNAP OUT OF IT!
Ales: Right. Anyways, currently we're in Indiana! Hello to all my fellow country folk!
Sam: Ales that's mean.
Ales: Well I don't know! I'm never mean, and I've never experienced what it's like. Sue me. Alright, so today we're going to watch Turbo. Because in the movie Turbo, he goes to Indiana for the Indi 500, and he wins.
Jadyn: Isn't that the movie about the snail?
Ales: HEY THAT SNAIL IS MY ENTIRE LIFE, SO DONT YOU EVEN.
Jadyn: *lifts hands and walks away*
Sam: *to Jadyn* What I deal with everyday.
Ales: Anyways... Let's go!
Sam: Uh, where?
Ales: To the Indi 500! I got us all tickets! *holds up lots of tickets*
Sam: HOW DO YOU HAVE MONEY FOR ALL THIS STUFF?!
Ales: I don't have money, I have narration magicks and potions. Narration magicks allow me to spawn whatever I need for the plot. And potions are useful when we need people to forget what they saw.
Sam: I don't ever remember seen you use one of those in my entire life.
Ales: Then good, the potions work.
Sam: ....?
Ales: COME ON, OUT WE GO! *pushes Sam out the bus*
^-^(AT THE INDI 500)^-^
Dan: What the—?! Where are we?!
Ales: *like its obvious* Uh, the Indi 500. Duh.
Phil: What's that?
Sam: A competition between racecars.
Ales: Hey did you know that racecar spelled backwards still spells racecar?
Parker: No it doesn't—Wait...
Stacy: R... A... C... E...
Bee: Ok, it does, we get it. Where are we sitting?
Ales: Well, I got us pretty good seats if I say so myself... It took a lot of magicks.
Aph: What did you doooooo?
Ales: Maybe I stole them from a rich guy by the name of... Donald Trump... And then made him go swim in the Artic Ocean with my manipulating potion... But the important thing is that I have them!
Jadyn: *covers mouth and starts laughing*
Ales: Hey, if that Mother Hubbard thinks he can go around insulting my family background he can go fight the Shadow Lord.
Sam: *joins laughter*
Zane: Um, who's Donald Trump?
Aph: Hehe... You don't wanna know.
Stacy: You really don't.
Ales: Come on! Let's go!
^-^(At the Seats up in the room near the announcers)^-^
Ales: See? Good seats!
Sam: Wow! I can see everything!
Parker: Yes! And there's no loud noises!
Laurence: Yeah that's pretty useful.
Ales: It would only be complete with snails... *sighs*
Garroth: *pokes her shoulder*
Ales: Hmm?
Garroth: *holds out hand with a snail*
Ales: *gasps very loudly* A SNAAAAAIIIIILLLL!!!! THANK YOU GARROTH!!! *hugs him tightly*
Garroth: *shrugs* No problem.
Ales: Be back! Sam, Jadyn and I will get food! *leaves with Sam and Jadyn*
Zane: Why are you being nice to her?
Garroth: In case you haven't noticed, she's done lots of things for us. She's helped me with Aphmau.
Aph: Yeah, that's true...
Garroth: She didn't kill Zane and instead let you be part of her family. She helped you get over Sam.
Zane: ... She did, huh?
Garroth: She helped Melanie and Laurence... Even though Melanie is banned now.
Laurence: Well, Melanie was being a bit weird...
Garroth: She helped Stacy and Parker... Even though they refuse to talk about their kiss...
Stacy: PFFFFTTT! What kiss?!
Parker: Y-Yeah!
Garroth: *rolls eyes* She helped Dan and Phil with their entire trip, and helped them when Michi kidnapped Dan.
Phil: *nods*
Garroth: And she's giving us all these experiences, all at the age of 14. Remember, Jadyn and Sam are an older version of themselves, but not her. All we ever do is hate her because she took us, but now I'm starting to think this is better then our actual homes.
Ales: *comes back* Hey guys! What are you all crowded around and crying for?
Everyone: *notices they were crying* UUUUUUHHHHHH....
Aph: *wiping tears* N-Nothing... Just give me the stupid hot dog! *grabs hot dog and chews it, crying again* THIS IS JUST REALLY GOOD, OK?!
Ales: *to Sam* She's acting weirder than me...
Sam: *nods in agreement*
Zane: So Ales... Can I have something to eat?
Ales: Yes! I got you some soda and popcorn... And I got Stacy a hot dog with a gluten free bun... *continues to pass out food*
^-^(After the Indi 500)^-^
Sam: Where next?
Ales: *yawns* I... Was going to go... Release my new best friend into the wild...
Sam: Excuse me?
Ales: *holds up snail* Meet... Theo.
Sam: Nice to know I've been replaced by a snail in a matter of minutes.
Ales: *yawns again* Mmmhhmmm... Now let's go... To... *collapses on the floor*
Jadyn: Well, that's one time I see her tired.
Garroth: *picks her up* Alright, let's go.
*they all walk back to the tour buses*
Sam: So I guess I'm ending today! Thanks for reading, please vote. Uh, leave a comment and a dare! Dan's birthday is coming up, so make sure to leave a dare or question for that! As Ales would say, love you all and bye!
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