Oh I didn't think you would actually read Chapter two. But it's nice to see you again. In this comeback it doesn't matter what the insult was, it just matter that you respond with "I'm gonna hit you so hard _______."
Situation:
You and your worst friend got stuck as lap partners. You can't stand her. She keeps on poking you,teasing you, and getting really close to your face. You think of telling on her but you don't want to get into all of that drama and you want to fight your own battles.
Insult:
She then started calling you name's and punching you lightly but enough so it hurts.
Comeback:
She's getting highly on you nerve so you say," I'm gonna hit you so hard that not even Google can find you."
You can respond with anything like,"I'm gonna hit you so hard the not even Google Chrome can find you."
It doesn't even have to make since.
Example:
"I'm gonna hit you so hard that not even the Teen Titans can save your from the slapping of the hardness."
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Worst Comebacks Ever
HumorComment to tell me what are some pretty bad comebacks that you've heard or said and I would love to put it in my book.
