Dirty Candy Kingdom! (Adventure time Short Story)

Right there.

Princess: You want me to .. touch you?

Finn: Princess, isn't that how we should show affection

Princess: Well I'm guessing so, but I'm a BubVirgin.

Finn: Your a BubVirgin?

Princess: Yes, so you must lead the way.

Finn: -puts peppermint on-

Princess: why did you put a Peppermint on?

Finn- Protection!

Princess- Oh, right.