the titanic

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The next morning zach the pinecone was on the titanic he hated the titanic so he just jumped offboard. Later that day he found a person in the water to. Will it was more like a shark. He loved the shark so he made it his pet dorever. Till 5mins later the sharks died. However the pinecone didn't care he just find another shark. Will so the pinecone did find another shark. But it was a great white shark. So he called his pinecone family and they killed the shark for him. Will that night their was a rainbow in the sky after the stormy night. So the unicorn went up to the rainbow and started dancing on it like a beautiful majestic pinecone.  He was the happiest pinecone alive but the the rainbow disparred so did the pinecone. But the pinecone found himself on the titanic again. So the second time around the pinecone burned the titanic down into ashes. Yes the titanic did burn down. It did not get hit by a iceberg. The pinecone loved watching the ship burned down. So he made a ship called the FUCKING ASSHOLE SHIP! And you know what happened to this ship. Will this ship did crash into an iceberg. Just saying their were 20 million  passengers on the ship. So everyone died but the pinecone cause zach the pinecone didn't cared about anyone on that ship anyways. So later on he called isis on his iphone11s. Will isis loved the idea that the pinecone was planning. So the next day they prepared. 

P.s if your too lazy to read chapter 3 it's ok cause they get into a war with donkeys.! :)

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