When I got to my hotel room, my mom was making tea. when She heard me come in and when she got a glimpse of me she was aghast. Literally you should have seen her expression. Priceless. "Seriously I know there is always a mishap in the elevator, but this time you look more upsetting than usual. Spill it what happened this time"
"#5: lights out, a girl panicked and pressed a bunch of buttons and the emergency water button and it sprayed us."
"That never happens mister!!"
"Yes mom.....the rare one" Seriously I do not want to be part of her mom-son talk circle which, in fact is very small.
Mom suddenly stopped cooking and motioned me to sit on the couch . I groaned and complied.
"Ok from the way you are speaking, I know some things up. Now spill it. What happened in the elevator with you and that girl?"
"Mom you are being weird and delusional. We are not having this talk now and we will never have this talk ever"
"Fine but you will come to me at some point!"
I ran to the stairs and told her, "No I will not!!!"
" Now you are just being very melodramatic!"
"You are the one who is being kooky!"
"Ok honey you can say that but I know you will come to me when you need advice on how to make a real relationship work."
"You are the last person I would ever go to for advice mom" emphasis on MOM
Then I ran upstairs and slammed the bedroom door before she tricked me over into having a mom to son talk. Believe me that has happened before and it was not fun.
"Maybe I should start calling mom booger crap"
No she would give me a huge lecture on respect in fact, I'm surprised she didn't give me one right now. I'll save it for that mystery girl that for some reason, reminded me of Anna Kendrick. Don't ask why.
Then I thought of a plan that would make her mad. Even annoyed. Ok I know that is churlish and harsh but it seemed as if it would be fun to annoy her. This would be a fun prank and a fun night!!!
