Hey kids (why am I calling you that you're older than me I'm like 12. Okay you can stop reading this book now),
I deleted my old books because they were shit. Sorry if you liked them but I didn't. I'm happy that I deleted them and I guess they were just making me cringe to death.
I would like to thank ElectricCenturies for inspiring me to get my shit together. I kind of look up to you, and I'm sorry that I haven't spoken to you in ages. My wifi is just really shitty. I would like to thank Franks_way , fallinginchemicals66 , thxtnerdnextdoor
and some other people for commenting and voting on my old books and talking to me sometimes.
I would like to thank melodramaticism for writing a beautiful Frerard called No I've never drank marijuana (if I've got the wrong author then just kill me I can't deal with the awkwardness), and I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for supporting me when times are tough, and my myself for being an emo fuck that discovered the Internet by accident and ruining my own life. Kudos to me.
Anyway, most of the people I've met on Wattpad seem pretty fuckin' cool so far, and I've no hate comments ever! I'm not sure why. I wish I could make an actual contribution to the Internet and all of my fandoms instead of this poor excuse for a book that required absolutely no effort or talent.
I'm going to try really hard to make longer chapters, which means it'll take longer for me to upload them. If my terribly shaky wifi even let's me post them at all.
Uggh I've only written 287 words. How do you make this work?
Also I have no idea what's going on on the Internet right now. If MCR got back together I probably wouldn't even see. I might be able to sense it, though.
Is no one going to discuss Danny Beard from Britain's got talent? Not that I would know if they did anyway, with this wifi connection. 😶
Woah 353 words impressive. Uggh God this book is shit. I'm only on the first part and I can already tell that this whole thing is going to be terrible.
Hey ElectricCenturies I just read chapter 69 are you okay? Remember guys, Donald Trump likes dick in the eyeball.
I'll stop complaining about shit that doesn't matter now. Have a wonderful day, bye. oxoJ
ESTÁS LEYENDO
I complain about things. Yay.
De TodoIf you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it's asleep, put it in you mouth, but don't eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
