The Legend of Zelda

Why

Once there was a girl named Zelda she had two parents named Gouk and bowma And they was supersain but they girl named Zelda but wasn't a supersain she controled earth and every thing on it one day she got a phone call from her friends to come help them in a battle so Zelda came and she prepared for battle against the people just to find out that she going against her parents and there friends so Zelda asked why are we fighting and the friend said because they're trying to take our tarwartory and we said no so that's when we called you to help us so we can defeat them then Zelda asked her parents and they said we were just pasting throw and sat down for a snack and that was it and then we tooled them we were going to leave in 15 minutes and this is what happened so Zelda said to her parents that it is proprietary of the dragons so you violated our ground and they the dragons said yeah and then Zelda said we don't have to battle over it but the supersain said yes we do because it doesn't matter what you think about it you can leave it or take it and Zelda said if we gave to battle over property