"Dan!" Phil yelled.
"Yes? What are our plans for tonight?"
Phil has always loved planning weird rituals for him and Dan to do on nights they have free. Dan always likes for Phil to pick up weird foods and objects for them to try.
"Phil? Hello?" Dan yelled to the other half of their apartment.
Phil was planning something Dan would have never thought of. The birth.
"Hello Danny." Phil said in a grimacing tone as he walked into the lounge carrying a package of light bulbs. Dan looked at him in a scared way not knowing what was to come.
"Phil...why do you have a package of light bulbs? What are you planning to do with them?" Dan looked at Phil and knew he was up to no good. Phil grabbed Dan and put a light bulb up his butt.
Dan neighed.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!" Dan screamed as he could feel the light bulb in him.
Dan clenched as the light bulbs went into him one by one.
"There you go Danny boy." Phil said laughing.
Dan let out mighty roar and started giving birth to the light bulbs.
"Phil this is a miracle of life!"
Dan felt proud to be a father.
