20 Ways To Kill

NOTE that I have never killed anyone and never will. I am weird so I have just fantasized about doing so.

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1. Pry open their eyes and pour pepper spray into them.

2. Chop off each toes and fingers one by one.

3. Burn them alive.

4. Continually stab their arms and legs. Let them bleed to death.

5. Shove glass into their eyes.

6. Hit their head with a hammer and shove shards of broken teeth down their throat.

7. Take a barbed wire and whip their back until you can see bones sticking out.

8. Take a razor and slowly skin them alive.

9. Snap their neck.

10. Barry them alive.

11. DECAPITATION.

12. Shoot them with a gun all the way through.

13. Pull all of their hair out at once.

14. Take a needle and shove it in their eardrum.

15. Drench them in vinegar or something and let it seep into their open wounds.

16. Drag them by a car. Stop. Reverse. Run them over.

17. Skin them alive with a spoon.

18. Heat up a part of a metal chain the rap it around their throat.

19. Poison. Works every time.

20. Hit them over the head a couple of times with a bat or something.