7 Minutes in Heaven (The Legend of Zelda)

Intro

It was a nice, warm day.

You were sitting in Your house, playing Twiligh Princess. You reached a part where Midna meets Link, but... her dialogue was diffrent. She suddenly got closer to the camera and said:

- HEY!! You there! Yes, You! The player! Tell me Your REAL name, right now!

- W-wha?! - You shouted. - Y-You... You're talking to me?!

- Uh... Yeah? There's no one else in Your room, right?

- H-....How? - You asked.

- Just..! UGH! TELL. ME. YOUR. NAME! - she shouted. Even the screen shook!

- U-um... I'm Y/N...

- Was it so hard to tell me Your name, Y/N?

- ....Can You stop being so mean to me?! ;_;

- Okay, okay... sorry. - Midna apologized. - Now... Grab my hand, Y/N! YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE!

- ...wait what? - You asked, quite shocked. - Chosen...?

- Yeah. So, grab my hand and stop annoying me.

- ...But... where do You want to take me?

- UGGHHHH... WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS?!

- I'M SORRY! - You shouted.

- I just wanted to take You to this "Zelda World" like they've told me to tell You... And when You'll enter, we'll play some games. We wanted to get someone from the outside world, so... Congrats! We decided to take You.

- ...Will... Link be there? - You asked with a light blush.

- Yeah. - Midna responded.

- Are there going to be characters from other Zelda games too?

- Yeah.

- Then I'm going with You!

- FINALLY!! - Midna shouted with a relief.

Midna reached out to You. Her hand was... outside the screen. You decided to grab it and suddenly found Yourself in a... Castle. Castle from Ocarina of Time... Zelda's Castle.

- ...W-woah... It's so pretty here! - You said when looking around.

- Yeah, I know. Now! They've probably started already, so... I'll just teleport You to where we're playing.

- Wait! Uhm... You didn't tell me what we're going to play...

- Wha-?! Really...? Okay then, I'll tell You right now then. So! We're going to play 7 minutes in Heaven.

- W-w-w-w-w-what?! - You said with a blush appearing on Your face.

- Is something wrong with that...?

- I-it's just... um... Y-you know! This game is kinda...

- I know. That's why we've added some rules.

RULE #1! No pervy things like... getting naked. This also means no getting off anyone's shirt or pants or anything.

RULE #2! No... ekhem. Y'know. Like.... sorry, I don't wanna say this. But You understand, RIGHT?!

Rule #3! ...Umm.... I... ... ... ... I don't remember it. I think that's all...?

You sighed with a relief. Though there are still many things that can happen to You...

- So? I guess I told You whatever You need to know. - she said. - Now, LET'S GO!

Midna suddenly teleported You to the room they were playing in.

Zelda had... Link's hat in her hands. You could see many various things inside it. Midna showed You where to sit and took Link's hat from Zelda.

- So, Y/N. Zelda told me there were already some rounds. That's why You can go right now!

You blushed and got nervous. You've putted Your hand inside the hat and pulled out...