The First Xenomorph King (Re-Write)

CH: 1 The Beginning of Love

Hello, my name is Charles Herlington The Third...or just Chaz is fine, now...where to start.... AH! Yes, the day it began.
it was a casual thursday morning, wakeing up to the usual beeping of the alarm and as always, me screaming at it to shut the...nevermind that! Anywho I went downstairs to get something to drink, when my phone rang causing me to jump back a bit, a few seconds later I finaly answered it, a loud voice cawed from the other end.
"Charles!" Came the loud boistrous voice of my mother-in-law.
"What now..." I groggily groaned.
The load irritating voice answered "well, it's Christmas soon and I was Thinking...COME AROUND!" She screamed, causing me to flinch.
"I don't know...maybe next year?" I said.
"No, that's what you said last year!" She screamed.
"Fine...Bye."
I hang up before she coupd answer, man I hate that woman.
In case you didn't notice, I hate my parents. It's kinda obvious why I do.
Anywho, I went into the kitchen to make myself something spicy, maybe fresh. I made chili sauce for later, then went outside (after getting dressed of course) then I began setting of to work.

-Le Time Skip...2 hours HI BY THE WAY!-

I approached the large dark alleyway (I know, original...) that led to my work space, when suddenly a loid screaching sound zoomed passed me, knocking me over.
What I saw across from me shocked me... now I know I sound crazy when I say this...but... there was an Alien from 'Aliens' right in front of me!
It was at that moment a tall, slightly balding, pale white man approached it, holding what looked like a cricket bat.
The man smashed the bat down on to the Alien...ouch.
I knew I had to do something...I dont know why or how, but I felt like I needed to help, so I grabbed the bat, twisting it around and slamming it right into the man's skull, probably knocking him out, or killing him...poor bastard. I looked over at the Alien, it wasn't moving much..acid was pooling out around it, it's jead also seemed sloghtly ripped open.
'Man...that guy did a number on it, huh?' I thought as I looked it over, the strange thing is, is that man somehow braught a freakin' Alien down to it's knees...man That was a weird thought. Anywho, I looked at it a bit more, before sighing, then (very painfully) dragged the Alien down the ally..I don't remember much, just that my hand was almost melted clean off, now I know you're thinking.. 'how did je manage 6o live by dragging an Alien with acid pooling out around it.' Well, it's simple, I DO NOT KNOW! Anywho, I remember waking up woth a strange substance around my hand, it felt hard and squishy, almost like boogers.. anywho I looked around, then tried to take the subatnce off my hand, and I failed.
I gave up at last, then looked around, the same substance that was around my hand was all on the walls and cealing!
Now I knew what was on my hand...it was that alien stuff...what's it called.. suddenly a hiss interupted my thoughts, and then the Alien (albeit bigger than before) landed in front of me, I closed my eyes acepting my fate....
It never came. I was sat there for at least 5 minuites until I finaly opened my eyes, the alien was still there, but it wasn't hissing or anything for that manner, it was making a strange, buzzing soumd with it's jaws...weird... then it started to push me down, making me panic...but that feeling stopped as a voice entered my head..
'do not be affraid, human.' It said, it sounded female...weiiiirrrrd... ( the voice part not the female part ) I just stared at the Alien " D-Did you say that?" I said, shaking. 'what do you think, dumb a- I mean, yes it is, human' that last comment was...weird to say the least. Did she think I was an idiot? Probably, honestly though I don't care...

AN: now I know it's short...and a weird place to stop, but I need ideas! Oh and I feel like some peeps shpuld read the new updated story ;3