Two Pieces of P.I.E (Ghost x Toast)

Minecraft Realm

(Toast's POV)

I wake up, everything's a square! I see a guy in a red jacket, he looks to me. "Hello, sir. Where am I?" I ask him. "Oh... welcome... to FOUNTAIN HIGHSCHOOL!!!" Thunder and lighting suddenly play. But it sounds like one guy trying to make a remix of some stupid song, like.. Justin Bieber's songs. Wait, highschool? "Oh, yes. I am ready to have some learning!" I say. "Good, good. Come over here. Let me lead you to your class room..." he says. "Excuse me, sir, but what's your name?" I ask. "My name.. is... DARTHCALCULAS!!!" Lighting and thunder again. "Okay, mister, sir, Calculas." I say. "Okay, come here.. new student." "My name is Johnny Toast." "Oh, okay.. Johnny. Get in your classroom." He opens a door. I walk in. This looks like a tiny bedroom. He closes the door. "HA! You've fallen for my trap!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" He shouts. "NOOOOOO!" I yell. I grab a grenade, throw it out the door. "Oh.. I uh.. dropped my uh.. tea cup over there, could you get it?" I say. "Yeah, sure." He says and picks up the grenade. "Wait.. this isn't a tea cup, this is a-----" He explodes with the grenade. Ha! Stupid non-British. Oui, don't mess with my country! I open the door and walk out.

"Sir... SIR! SIR! Sir, are you out there!?" I continue running. I'm in the Minecraft Realm! I keep running, until I run into a little town. A girl, with a purple bat-man shirt, brown hair, and brown eyes comes up, followed by three people following them. "Excuse me, mam. But.. have you seen a man with a gray hoodie, kind of stupid, really dorky and funny, paranoid a lot?" I ask her. "Johnny Ghost?" She replies. Yes.. how did she know. "Hey, Jordan!" She calls over a guy with a blue hoodie, some weird symbol on it, brown hair, and brown eyes. "Yeah?" "Toast and Ghost were separated.." She says. "Oh, no.. if Ghost is away from Toast for long enough... he'll see blood at some point, go crazy and Jimmy will----" He panics... a bit like Johnny.. oh no! I'm comparing people to Johnny already! It's been like an hour!

Wait.. "Jimmy? I hear Ghost mention him sometime." I say. "Oh... did I say Jimmy, don't mind me... I meant.... Amiee!" Jordan says. He's hiding something... but.. what? "Oh... okay then..." I walk away.

Where's Johnny!? You better not be dead, sir!