"Oh, fuck!" Abigail exclaims. "When will this end?!?!" Samuel shouts.
"In approximately... Whenever it does" Marlton says. "Very funny" Russman says.
I grab a Zeus Cannon. "I SAID TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!!!" I shout, firing a sound wave at a zombie.
The others grab an M14 and a B23R each and I grab a Porter's X2 Ray gun and keep my Zeus Cannon.
We shout and fire. I grab a Bowie knife from the wall. "Oh, zombies! Time for your disembowelment!," I shout.
Abigail hands me a microphone. "Attention, shoppers... We have a special, ON DEATH!!!" I shout into the mic and knife the zombies repeatedly.
"Oh, it hurts doesn't it? GOOD!!!" I shout. "Wow, I know I have psychopath disorder, but that's just fucked up!" Samuel says, pointing at me.
"Well, Sammy? IF ELEMENT 115 WAS SPILLED IN YOUR EAR AT 11 YEARS OLD YOU WOULD DO THE EXACT FREAKING SAME!!!" I shout, cutting the tip of his nose.
"The Doctor says... DIE!!!" I scream, firing my Zeus Cannon at the zombies. "Ok, for once... I agree with Dickhead Stuhlinger" Abigail says.
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Nazi zombies II (collector's edition)
FanfictionThe sequel to the story that started it all...
