Person:(at 11:59) December 31st can i have one pizza size large yep margarita yes thank u.
Pizza man: (12:01) January 1 there is ur pizza it is $12.
Person: you are really late it is a new year the pizza must be expired by now what took u so long.

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Person:(at 11:59) December 31st can i have one pizza size large yep margarita yes thank u.
Pizza man: (12:01) January 1 there is ur pizza it is $12.
Person: you are really late it is a new year the pizza must be expired by now what took u so long.