Hey, I'm Mavis. I'm young and broke, single, and I've only got a few close friends. I got kicked out of my parents' house for, I quote, "worshipping Satan". Anyway, now I live in a shitty apartment, and the only one that ever visits me is the bitchy landlord, Bill. Oh, and my friend Margo. She's a crazy fun-filled party animal, and she's the one who always bails me out of prison when I get caught 'decorating' the park. I'm surprised they haven't locked me out of it or something; I've done it at least twenty times. And every time I go at night the damn gate is wide open. How the hell am I supposed to resist the urge to spray-paint everything? Sorry, I'm losing focus here. So I live in my shitty apartment with my cat Raven and sometimes Margo, who spends weeks at a time at my place. So yeah, that's me.
-Mavis
