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16 really weird things to do

These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

1. Put your cell phone on vibrate. Then put it in your mouth and tell all your friends to call you.

2. Get your iPod and put the earbuds up your nose and your fingers in your ears and listen to the music.

3. Put glue on your shoes and try to walk on walls.

4. Moan and groan as you rub your face on a wall.

5. Lick a wall and try to find a word to describe the taste.

6. Nail a sandwich to a wall.

7. Staple bologna to a tree.

8. Get clear tape and wrap it around your face, then run around in Walmart asking for apples.

9. Eat an apple and imagine it suffering during each bite you take.

10. Talk to the little man on your shoulder.

11. Go outside with no pants on and a bra over your shirt screaming "I HAVE SCISSORS!"

12. Sew your pant legs together to see what it's like to be a mermaid on land.

13. Try to pull all your face toward your nose and make the most obnoxious noise possible.

14. Fight an epic battle with your blanket or rug.

15. Make faces on your toes, then sit in a grocery store and have conversations with them.

16. Scream and violently hit a vending machine demanding your baby back.