(Mostly skylox) One-shots and Two-shots

Truths about Swag (ft team crafted)

Hey peeps. This is the most RANDOM thing I ever wrote. Im about 88% sure you will at least smirk. :) anyways, enjoy

*WARNING, VEEERRY RANDOM, USES THE WORD SWAG O LOT, KIND OF A PORODIE OF SWAG XD

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You put on the tv, turn it on aand your favourite show begins...

--- Lets go to tv- world shall we Xp

" Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Truths about. Make a warm applause for your host tonight, SSSSSKYYYYYY!!!!!!!"

(you see Sky sitting on his butter throne)

"Heeeya peeps, its really nice being here with you tonight."

(Louder clapping)

"Stop it, save it till the end!!!"

(laughs)

"Ok, ok. Now stop it. Anyway, tonight Im going to tell you bro's 'bout the popular word 'Swag'. Swag is cool, Swag is ya know, relaaaaxed. And a popular way to live that not many people have. Now, this person has completely no swag."

*Holds up picture from the Mudkip*

"And this person has so much swag that the world will explode from his swagginess"

*Holds up picture from himself*

"Now I am going to tell you, how to have swag.

First of all, Wear cool clothes"

*Ty comes in, wearing his white T-Shirt*

*The wrong zoom buzz thingey goes off*

"No!NOOOOO! That's just lame, da fuck man. How do you expect people to know you have swag while there's nothing on your T-Shirt?"

*Ty walks away. And comes back a second later, wearing a white sgirt that says SWAG in enormous letters*

"Only one time? Thats for pussy's. Come on, show them that you have Swag"

*Ty walks out again, and comes in wearing a shirt that says Swag. This time there's swag in the written inside of the letters too*

"Better, Better. But where's the bling?"

*Ty puts on a butter necklace, butter sunglasses and his headphones that once was black and green was now butter and green*

"Perfect, and now for the most important part, put on a tight baseball cap, so tight that it'll murder your brain. Because thinking is for wusses."

*Ty comes in wearing all the stuff. Awesome sauce music in the background.**Then he falls over and dies because his brain cant get enough oxygen* *A good thing according to da swag-master**Good ting goes off*

"You know when somebody's dope if his walk is swag. When you walk, you go swaggerstyle."

*Jason comes in, wearing swaggerclothes. His walk is like thise from a shy stereotypical schoolgirl* *Wrong zoom goes off*

"What the fuck man, you don't want to be a loser like that do you? You gotta walk gangsterstyle!!!!"

*Jason comes back in walking his full swaggerwalk (#Jasonsswagwalk all the way)**Good ting goes off*

"Once you got those two mastered, you only have ome thing left. Talking like a true swag master. If you don't, your swagmeter goes down like the titanic" (RIP everyone who died there)

*Mitch and Jerome come in*

Jerome: So I sent that chick away damnit.

*Mitch is just nodding and making gangsterisch hand gestures**wrong zoom goes off*

*Mitch and Jerome look up, startled*

Jerome: So I got my swag on, and I like swagged her away that bitch.

Mitch: Nice!!!

*Wrong beep goes off*

Mitch: I uh mean...Swagertheswag swag swag

*Jerome joins in*

Mitch & Jerome: SWAH SWAG SWAG SWAGSWAGSWAG SWAGERTHESWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG.

*Good ting goes off*

"Exactly, you have to say swag as much as you can. That's cool and once you have swag, you gotta keep using the swag. Here are some examples"

--EXAMPLE ONE, IN THE CLASSROOM.

Bodil (teacher): Young man! Do you have your report done?

Sky (swagmaster): Nope, but I do have SSSWAAGG. *Slaps teacher and walks out of vlassroom*

--EXANPLE TWO, ON A JOB INTERVEW *cant spell... To tired*

Seto (Boss): So, do you have any job experience?

Sky (swagmaster): No! But I do have SSSSWWAG! *Walks out of room*

--EXAMPLE THREE, WHILE HAVING SEX

SUNDEE (I dont even know anymore k xD): So *pants* Yo gotta condom?

Sky (swagmaster): No! But I have SWAAAAGGG *wiggles eyebrows*

Ssundee (first person to come to mushed brain: ....*shrugs* Okay.

And they go back to whatever they were doing.

--- Back to Sky (not the weird creepy example one)

"Swag is not meant for everyone, because with great swag, comes great responsibility"

--EXAMPLE 4, TOO MUCH SWAGGER (Bash is a cop"

Sky is sitting in a corner, Ssundee next to him. Holding a crying baby (Cause why not).

Bashur kicks open the door and punches the baby so he shuts up. Ssundee looks up like Wtf re you doing.

"HEY, WERE WERE YOU ON AUGUST 12 2013?" Bashur screamed to Sky.

"I have no idea" Sky said. Ssundee just ran out of the door.

"YOU HAVE NO ALIBI!!!!!" Bashur screamed.

"NO!!! BUT I HAVE SWAG" Sky screamed.

"Yeah right, tell that to your cellmate." Bashur said, while pushing Sky to the wall and handciffing him.

---Back to the host.

"So that was it for today. Im going to score some bitches now. And thats the only thing that I dont use my swag for."

*Sky walks out of the screen. And credits come up*

Truths about is a show created by the Sky-Army.

Special thanks to:

Sky

Jason

Mudkip

Jerome

Mitch

Bodil

Seto

In memory of Ty a.k.a. Deadlox. Who died of lack of oxygen reaching the brain.

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Best stuff ever xD, Im sick and tired of all them swag stuff at scjool so here you go. Hope its as long as it seemed

Bye lovely strawberries

~Kelly