A Different Weirdmageddon (Gave Up On Editing)

~Two~

"Now stop this weirdness and leave everyone alone!", Dipper yells, not that loud, but for Bill to hear. "Okay, okay. Yeesh, kid. I'm going to.", Bill snapped his fingers as every weird thing disappeared, except the fearymid. Bill snapped again and Ford unfroze. He ran up to Dipper and exclaimed,"You ended Weirdmageddon! But...how?" Dipper sighed as he turned his gaze to the ground. "I...I made a deal.", Dipper replied.

*-(Dipper's pov)-*

"Dipper! You made a deal?! With who?!", Ford asked, though the look in his eyes told Dipper he already knew. I looked at Bill, signaling it was his turn to speak. "Well. The kid made a deal with me.", Bill said, floating next to Dipper,"I mean, who else would he make a deal with?" I smile weakly, a hint of insanity in it. "Why would you do this, Dipper?", Ford asks. Because I get to be Bill's puppet...again. "Because I wanted to save everybody." "But we could've done it ano-" He was cut off by Bill snapping his fingers and teleporting Ford to the shack.

Well...he's gone. I smile to myself. "Nice thoughts you have there, Pinetree." Bill said as his friends some of his friends walked back through the rift. "Can we just go?" I ask impatiently. "Wait, I have to show ya something." I'm pretty sure if Bill had a mouth he would be smirking. Bill snapped his fingers and I was blinded by a bright blue light.

What I saw before me made me blush. It was human Bill. Aaaaaand he's smirking. "How do you like my meatsack?", Bill asked, picking at his sweater. "You're cute.", I say, casually. "Okay. So this is the first day of me owning you.", Bill says, keeping that smirk on his face,"Come on, we're gonna have some fun~"

He grabbed my shirt and started kissing be passionately. I kissed back, but pulled back after a few minutes. "Are we gonna do it out here?", I asked as Bill was kissing my neck. He stopped, looked around, and said,"No. We can go to the fearimyd." He picked me up and teleported us to his room.

*-(Third Person)-*

Bill closed and locked the door immediately. He pinned Dipper to the bed as he started kissing him again, his knee in-between Dipper's legs. Dipper, of course, kissed back. They continued, Dipper letting out a few moans. Then they pulled back.

Bill began to take off Dipper's shirt as Dipper helped him. When Bill finally took off Dipper's shirt, he grinned and started to kiss Dipper's chest. Bill trailed the kisses down to Dipper's pants. He picked at Dipper's pants teasingly. "Bill~ J-Just take them o-ff~", Dipper moaned. "Not yet~", Bill purred as he started to take his shirt off. He then slipped off his pants showing his erect member in his boxers. Dipper slipped off his pants, too. Dipper looked at Bill's member.

"Suck.", Bill demanded. Dipper grabbed it and licked the tip. "Just p-ut it all in your mouth, P-Pinetree~", Bill moaned. Dipper smirked and started to bob his head up and down.

Just as Bill was about to release, there was a knock on the door. Bill sighed, angrily and got up, putting his boxers on. Dipper, who was laughing quietly, put on his boxers and slipped into Bill's bed. "Who the fuck is it?!", Bill asked, annoyed. "It's me, sweetie~"

Sorry for the short chapter! I'll make a much longer chapter soon