Once upon a time in the land of Kingston, a young lad called Johnathan Braun had a random erection. He kneow he wasn't thinking dirty things or anything like that, so what could it be? He tried to think of dirty things that masterbate it away but it just wouldn't go! He had to go to school but he still had an erection.
When he came home he still had a stiffi and it was now starting to give him pain. Like he usually does when he comes home from school, he went for a wee. As he was going for a wee the pain started to wear off. Johnathan realised that the reason why he had a stiffi all day was because he desperately needed a wee. He smiled in relief but that smile drooped off of his face when he turn't around to see a girl, troll whatever it was giving him a scary grin.
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The creature pulled out a camera trying to take a picture a picture of Johnathan but he whacked the camera out off his/her hands and went to punch it in the face. Just as he done this the creature bit his pinky then tore it from his hand. Johnathan Screamed in pain and fright, what else could this beast do to him!?
Just before he was about to be ripped apart, a huge great white shark comes flying in the room and ripped the thing to pieces. The shark turned to Johnathan and took off his other finger. The shark leaped up towards Johnathan, he saw his whole life flash before him and then hears a loud oink and then a flying pig came crashing through the roof and started whipping the shark to death with it's wings. Johnathan was saved!
10 years later...
Johnathan and his pet were in Miami splashing the cash from their films they made back in new York "piggy cops" aww it was a good one sad at the end though when John died (Johnathan).
