Local emos summon My Chemical Romance back to life with 200 square foot bonfire
They attempted to sacrifice a goat and surrounded the perimeter with gnomes so the local authorities could not get in
Displaying moving gifs across the sky, the local emos contributed to a night long light pollution of Ferard gifs on continuum.
When the beginning ritual was complete, they were joined by Tyler and Josh, the famous duo in the new ungenred band 21 pilots, in the complete summoning. The drummer of the band proceeded to begin the chanting ritual with vibrational beats of witchcraft and intense skill. The singer began to climb shit.
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The summoning began to draw in spirits from the past emo legends and Brendon Urie was seen with Ryan Ross, walking towards the fire. The Used and Escape the Fate were joined by Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump and the other two FOB we see but don't care about. The crowd gasped as they recognised two slender awkward figures joining the resurrection. A young non emo teenage nerd girl explained to me that it was Dan and Phil.
More commotion as Andy Biersack joined the chanting along with his newly wed wife, whom was seen to be later wandering around beyond the premises unaware of the situation and seemingly clueless to why she was there. It was said that Andy, on multiple times, had to break free of the chanting to retrieve her from falling into ditches and walking off into corn fields.
Hayley Williams turned up with her band who, again like FOB, no one recognises or knows or cares really. Cute is what we aim for followed suit into the premises and the fire began to glow a alien green.
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The chanting began to rise in humming and green day came through the green fire to join the circle. The chanting was beyond human recognition and it was believed that the sound could not get any more intense.
A Rolls Royce with amputated women strapped to the front of the car rolled into the scene and the door opened to reveal Marilyn Manson strolling out with Ozzy Osbourne behind him. Taking Back Sunday were seen to climb out of the car and retrieve a body bag from the trunk. It was said that the body bag was still moving. Hawthorne Heights and Dashboard Confessional followed close behind in a fiat. And Oli Sykes arrived on a horse with a shaved arse.
