WHEN I WAS TWO YEARS OLD I STOLE A STUFFED TURTLE FROM DISNEYLAND.......
Also I stole a pair of sunglasses from Walmart every time my mom would take me because she refused to buy them for me.
I'm pretty sure they knew I had them but didn't want to crush my dreams of thinking I was a mastermind thief
I mean look at how ugly and fat I was... They probably just felt bad for me
