Uma'S P.O.V.
I woke up to the same chocolate eyeballs I saw before I passed out looking over my sexy body. the last thing I remember was passing out and seeing this hot young waiter picking me up. I'm guessing he brought me into this room. I mean who else would!!? He's obviously obsessed with my hotness. "Hey cutie" I said in a slur. He waved his hand to his nose. oh no!! did my breath smell bad?? shït! I sat up and tried getting off the table but he said I should take it easy and that I needed to rest. "Do you want me to take you home or something? you don't look like you can drive.." he said trailing off. "sure hottie!" I yelled excited.
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Jacob's P.O.V.
I saw her hazel eyes flutter open. They looked crusty and tired. She slurred something but I couldn't hear it and I was to distracted by her terrible breath. Her breath honestly smelled like rotten rat ass and I felt bad for her for some reason. "Do you want me to take you home or something? you don't look like you can drive.." "sure hottie!" she said excited. "uh.. alright, well my name is Jacob and- " "oh I know! I saw your name tag!" "right well let's just get you home."
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A/N: k so that was really short but I wanted to update this cuz I haven't in so long. anyways I just wanted to remind you guys this is a joke so please don't take it seriously 😂
