h0peftw: yo yoongs
h0peftw: i got sum gUd joke$$ for u
h0peftw: aYE BABYBOY LISTEN UP
minyoongi: who tf is that?
minyoongi: im yoongi
h0peftw: no u fuck nugget
h0peftw: anyway
minyoongi: im older than you, you shit fry
h0peftw: baCK TO MY JOKES
h0peftw: okok
h0peftw: did u hear about the guy who lost his left leg?
h0peftw: he's all right now
minyoongi: im so close to blocking ur fetus ass
h0peftw: okOKOK i have a better one
h0peftw: what's it called when i succeed in storytelling?
minyoongi: imagination
minyoongi: judges with terrible taste?
minyoongi: being the only competitor there?
h0peftw: i fkin hate u its vicSTORY
h0peftw: bitch
minyoongi: :)
minyoongi: yo ur going for suga's fan meet tomorrow right?
h0peftw: yesyesYES OMG
h0peftw: I JUST OMG CAN I TALK ABOUT SUFUCKINGGA?
minyoongi: i dont rly see whats so great about him but okay
h0peftw: oh my god have you seen him? he's so very pretty and his eyes are so small but they have so much emotion in them. his nose is so bloopy i just wanna kiss it and keep him near me forever
h0peftw: i want to take him out to beaches and forested areas which are isolated and tell him how precious he is to me. i want to hold his hand and i want to tell him that he doesn't have to keep working so hard to please his fans because his presence is enough for me.
h0peftw: you know when he raps, you can see him squint his eyes and raise his eyebrows and ride the beat with his head and honestly, i'm just more in love with him
h0peftw: what's the point.
h0peftw: im just a stupid fanboy who can't control his emotions for a guy who doesn't even know about me.
despite the stress and burden put on him, yoongi smiled, showing his gums. knowing that this very special fanboy cared so much for someone like him made his heart flutter
minyoongi: that was beautiful
minyoongi: you should tell him what you just said
minyoongi: really.
h0peftw: yeah thanks yoongi
minyoongi: oh yeah, hoseok?
h0peftw: mm?
minyoongi: what're you gonna wear then?
h0peftw: why, you gon stalk me, boi?
minyoongi: no i just wanna see what you'd wear for someone so special to you
minyoongi: to get to know you better
h0peftw: makes sense.
h0peftw: i'LL TELL YOU TMR
h0peftw: nights yoongs :)
