A Short Story
There once was a man with a 10 ft. burger, and he went to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake so she hit it whith a rake, and now it's only 5 ft.4.
The next day the girl came over to appoligize but the man hit her with a bat. She had been very tall but now she was 1ft flat
The man came over with a big raw burger and went to knock on the door. The girl came out with a frying pan and cooked the burger 'till it smelled fresh from the store.
So, the girl and the man became friends again untill the girl threw the burger at him and he hit her with the pan! BAM!!!!!!!! They both might have lived happily ever after................!
TA-DA!
THE END
