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Dream world... Kyle's POV
I woke up in some random library.
"Huh, where am I?" I asked getting up slowly.
"Good morning Kyle. You've been asleep for hours,"
"Dad? Why are you wearing an apron? Not an important question. But why am I in a library?"
"Because you and me own a library after your mother passed away,"
"Mom passed away?"
"Uh yeah. Are you okay there son? You seem different." I walked around slowly across the room looking at random books.
"If you like them you can borrow them. Plus, you should head home. I'll be home soon Kyle." I nodded and waved.
I walked out the door realizing that I'm not in South Park. So where the hell do I live? Fuck it I'm going to explore. I walked through the town and I got a lot of hellos and hi.
I then stopped in front of a house that read Broflovski. I pretty sure this is my house.
I opened the door. It's so small and cute, like a little cabin.
Not even and hour passed and suddenly I heard a knock at the door."Who's there? You know what don't bother answering,"
"Um okay." Wait... Cartman? I open the door to see Cartman standing outside it.
"What?" I said sarcastically and meanly.
"A way to answer to your future husband,"
"No. Never. Your never going to be my future husband,"
"Who wouldn't want to marry the great Cartman," said Butters.
"What's great about him again, because I don't know?"
"Ha. You're cute Kyle. Anyways I'm here to ask your hand in marriage." I crossed my arms.
"No. Please leave,"
"Not until you say yes to me Kyle. I know you like me,"
"No. I don't. Please leave." I slammed the door hoping he'll leave.
"I WILL NEVER LEAVE MY SWEET JEW. YOU WILL LOVE ME!" I slammed my fist on the door.
"Ow!" Cartman screamed.
"Ha. Well theirs no use boss he just doesn't like you,"
"Shut it Butters he does like me,"
"NO I DON'T!!!" I yelled. Time passed and the fat boob finally left. It's been forever and I didn't hear from my dad. What the heck man I'm hungry and I don't know how to work this mid-evil stuff.
I heard another knock on the door. Okay this could be dad or Cartman. I'm hoping its dad because he might have food.
I opened the door to see a guy out of breath and in tights."Um hello?" I greeted.
"Sir, it's your father. He's been kidnapped." Oh fuck.
"Okay. Give me a horse. I'm going to save my father,"
"But sir, he's been kidnapped by the beast and he's in the beast's castle." Oh fuck!
"I don't care. I'm hungry and he's the only family I have in this dream so give me a horse." I jumped on the horse that was given and I rode my way to the beast's castle.
I just really hope this is longer then last time... Sorry if it's not.
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A Fairytale of Kyle ✔️
FanfictionThis is sorta like A Fairytale of Tweek accept beauty and the beast version. ⚠️WARNINGS⚠️ •Possible bad grammar •Late on updates •BOY X BOY •Lots of sex and possibly violence Basically if you're a grammar naxi, DON'T READ! If you don't like late up...