yo mumma so fat, I took a picture of her last month and it's still printing
yo mumma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the tv, she chased after them shouting," wait! stop! thieves! you forgot the remote
yo mumma so stupid, she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
yo mumma so fat, she steps on scales and make my phone number come up
yo mumma so ugly, when she was born her mum said "what a treasure!" her father said" yeah lets go bury it".
yo mumma so fat, I pictured her in my head and it broke my neck.
yo mumma so fat, she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 episodes.
yo muma so stupid, she locked herself out of her bike
yo mumma so fat she sat on a ipod and made the ipad.
yo mumma so fat that when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean
yo mumma so fat that she had to use Google earth to take her school photo
yo mamma so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet
yo mumma so dumb she put 2 m&ms in her hears and thought she was listening to emimem
Yo mumma so ugly she made hello kitty say goodbye.
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hey guys sorry for not updating so here it is :)
yo mumma so fat that when she walkes she does the Harlem shake
Yo mumma so hairy it looks like she has got bob market in a head lock
yo mumma so poor she ran after the bin truck with a grocery list
yo mumma so dumb she heard that's it chilly outside she grabs a bowl
yo mumma so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the oacen
yo mumma so dumb she brought tickets to xbox live
yo mumma so dumb it took her 2 hours to whatch 60 seconds
yo mumma so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Yo mumma so fat that one day she went to the beach and a wale swam up to her and sung "we are family even though your fatter than me "
Yo mumma so poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers
Yo mumma so poor she has to west her Mac donalds uniform to church
Yo mumma so poor the she has to take the trash in
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Hey guys if you like this may I ask you to leave a vote this is my first ever book and it already got like 12 votes and I am so so greatful thanks also im gonna update again soon xxxx.
Yo mama so fat she has a
