Demiwitch Child of Bast ON HOLD

CHAPTER 4

"Your mama's so fat her patronum is a cake!" I yelled. The Common Room (CM) roared with laughter.

"Tell us another one!" Dean shouted. I smiled.

"We have one thing that Molds-In-Shorts doesn't have." There were smirks and giggles around the room.

"What?" Harry asked.

"Noses." I replied. Laughter.

"YOU SHOULD BE IN BED!!!" A voice - McGonagall's shouted.

"Yes Professor. One more joke." I pleaded.

"Fine then bed. I'm going to bed now." She said.

"Can I Slytherin?" I piped. The room hooted with laughter. Even the professor smiled!

"Bed." She commanded.

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I yawned and looked at the clock. 5:34! This is way to early! But I got dress and crept down to the common room. Fred, George, and Lee were there.

"Knock, knock." I said as they turned around.

"Who's there?" Lee answered.

" You know."

"You know who?"

"Exactly! Why you gotta be going 'round and saying you-know-who?! Like, bruh! Stop! Do you have a mental problem?" I exclaimed. They laugh.

"Why are you so funny?" Fred suddenly asked.

"Dude. She's super funny at camp." Lee said. I beamed at him.

"Why thank you! But don't expect me to give you my autograph. Cause that ain't gonna happen." I said. The boys smiled.

"Camp? What camp?" George asked. I shot Lee a look of warning.

"Our summer camp. The people that were at the train station with me are at my summer camp." I lied quickly. Well, it was partly true . . . Only I left out some details. Lee smiled and nodded quickly.

"Yeah!" He agreeded. The twins nodded. I snuck Lee a look.

"I'm so hungry! I wanna eat breakfast now!" I stomped my foot for effect. Lee shook his head and smiled.

"Mist, remember the time when you forgot to offer some food to the gods? That was so funny." Lee whispered.

"Oh yeah! And then they all came down just as I finished my food. Ha! It was kinda embarrassing too and then they all gave me a curse for a month." I whispered back as I shook my head.

"What are you guys whispering about?" George said.

"Food." Was my immediate answer.

"Come on, we'll show you something. But don't tell nobody else." Said Fred. I nodded.

"This way." Hissed Lee. He tickled a pear on a painting and a door swung open! I went in and to my surprise, it was the kitchen!

"DI IMMORTALS!!! FOOOOOD!!! OHMYGODS!!! THANKS ZUES, RA, AND EVERYBODY ELSE!!!" I screamed.

"Ra?" Fred asked. But I wasn't paying attention to him. There were house elves all around.

"What would the Miss like?" One said.

"Chicken leg. One only please. And barbecue too, if you can." I said immediately. The house elf bowed low and went away.

A few minutes later, it came back with what I ordered. I snacked on it and listened to the boy's conversation.

"Yeah. And it should have all of the jokes that we-" I interrupted George.

"And me."

"You?" They look at me in disbelief.

"Yes me. I wanna be part of your shop too!" I whined.

"Fine. Alright. You can. Just because your funny." Fred said.

"YESSSS!" I whooped.